A/n: Attempting spice again ;)
“Pay attention to me!” (Y/n) says from Waluigi’s lap.
The lanky male wraps his arms around his significant other and pulls them closer to his chest.
“I said pay attention to me!” (Y/n) starts to poke Waluigi’s face and he grumbles.
“What do you want?” Waluigi glowers down at (Y/n), “I’ve had a rough day and I’m on my last strand of sanity.”
(Y/n) pokes Waluigi’s nose and he growls.
“I asked you, what do you want!”
(Y/n) giggles innocently and grins.
“Stop acting like a brat before I throw you on the floor.”
(Y/n) rolls their eyes and tilts Waluigi’s head down, “I like it when you’re mad string bean.”
Waluigi turns red in a mix of anger and fluster, “Oh so you like riling me up huh shorty?”
“Yeah~”
Waluigi grabs (Y/n) harshly and shoves them onto the couch with him on top.
It was (Y/n)’s turn to turn a shade of red.
“It’s too bad that I can control my bouts of anger huh?” Waluigi smirks down at (Y/n), “Poor whittle (Y/n) can’t get what they want.”
(Y/n) grabs Waluigi’s collar and gives him a passionate kiss. Waluigi growls at his stupidity at falling for (Y/n)’s trick, but soon overpowers his partner in their kissing duel. (Y/n) pulls away with a red face, they cover their face with their hands in defeat. Waluigi cackles, “Aww… Don’t want my attention now?”
(Y/n) doesn’t reply.
Waluigi leans back and sits on (Y/n)’s legs. “You’re not being freed until you face me like a… man… woman… person…” Waluigi pauses, “Just pay attention to me.”
“Now you know how I feel,” (Y/n) says before uncovering their face.
“Shut up.”
«Γ»
Waluigi yawns and sits up in his bed. He goes to reach for his shirt that he had haphazardly thrown on the chair next to his bed only to find it was gone. “Wah?” he gets out of bed and searches for it in his room only for there to be no sign of the shirt. “Oh come on…”
Waluigi exits his room and trudges to the kitchen to make breakfast. He passes (Y/n)’s room and pauses. The door was ajar. Waluigi pokes his head in the door and finds (Y/n) brushing their hair while wearing his shirt. Waluigi steps in the room silently and closes the door.
He sneaks behind (Y/n) and rips his shirt off of them. (Y/n) squeaks and covers up their bare chest as they turn to face their boyfriend. Waluigi was looking smug, he wiggles his eyebrows. “Why were you wearing my shirt rose?”
(Y/n) turns a shade of red and starts to stutter.
Waluigi giggles and uses his shirt to pull (Y/n) closer to him. He giggles at their misfortune and kisses them on the forehead. “You’re so cute (N/n).”
(Y/n) somehow turns redder and stares at Waluigi’s bare chest in shame.
“Aww… Not even a good morning?” Waluigi smirks and shoves (Y/n)’s face in his chest.
“I don’t want my face in your boobs Wally!” (Y/n) shoves away from their boyfriend.
“Hey! These aren’t boobs!” Waluigi stamps his foot on the floor, “These are pectorals!”
(Y/n) rolls their eyes.
Waluigi’s gaze goes down to (Y/n)’s bare chest, “Well… well… well… what are those then?”
(Y/n) looks down and covers their chest again.
Waluigi cackles and puts his shirt on, “I’m making Waffles for breakfast. Put on your own shirt please~”
“Shut up lamp post.”
“Love you too short stack~” Waluigi gives (Y/n) another kiss on the forehead.
«Γ»
(Y/n) struts into the room showing off their new pants.
“I like your pants (Y/n). They look pretty expensive though…” Wario says.
“I got them 50% off so it’s fine Wario,” (Y/n) poses.
“I’d like them better if they were 100% off~” Waluigi winks at (Y/n).
“The store can’t just give clothes away for free Waluigi,” (Y/n) puts their hands on their hips.
Wario laughs.
“Th-that wasn’t what I meant…” Waluigi says.
“That’s a terrible way to run a business Wally.”
Waluigi grumbles and face palms as Wario continues to laugh.
«Γ»
“I don’t feel like cooking tonight folks,” Waluigi says as he leans on the kitchen counter.
“Looks like we’re gonna have to eat out,” Wario says.
(Y/n) opens their mouth to recommend MacDonald’s but stops themself when Waluigi gives them a smirk.
“Don’t.” (Y/n) narrows their eyes.
Waluigi sighs with a pout and Wario laughs.
«Γ»
(Y/n) looks around for Waluigi in the store only to not see his head above any of the aisles.
The speakers above crackle to life. “Will (Y/n) (L/n) please come to the front of the store? Your boyfriend is having a panic attack. Thank you.”
(Y/n) gasps and runs off to the front of the store.
«Γ»
“Awww… Look at you, crawling back on your hands and knees. I knew you couldn't stay away!” Waluigi says to (Y/n) as they literally crawl over to him on their hands and knees.
“Shut up string bean!”
“Ready for another round?”
(Y/n) turns a shade of red and crawls away from Waluigi. He grabs their leg and pulls them towards him as they whimper and struggle.
“Aww come on darling I know how much you love it~”
“S-Shut up! I just got obliterated and you insist on doing it again?”
(Y/n) squeaks as they’re lifted off the ground and have their face shoved in Waluigi’s chest. “Only if you want it…”
“Can I please wake up in the morning without pelvic pain?”
Waluigi gives (Y/n) a disappointed sigh. He lets them go and kisses their forehead, “Alright rose.” He ruffles their hair before they climb into bed.
“Goodnight Wally.”
“Night night.”
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Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionThe long awaited (or not) Waluigi oneshot book. Featuring some of my AU's. Enjoy while I have internet on my laptop. This is currently the only book I'm posting for lol. Enjoy the lanky lad, his bro Wario and the many different versions of Waluigi t...
