Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! [You Look Pretty] (Og Wah!)

A/n: Long time no see folks!

"Hey Wally..." (Y/n) greets as she walks out of her room wearing a dress that Peach bought for her. Waluigi nearly spits out his drink and looks her up and down.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn you're looking good." Waluigi says.

(Y/n) blushes and looks away, she crosses her arms across her breasts, "Really? I'm not... Uhm..." she tries to explain that she's not comfortable wearing dresses, but her words get caught in her mouth.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch!" Waluigi slams his drink bottle on the table and glares at (Y/n), "I'm not allowing you to feel uncomfortable with your body."

(Y/n) blushes deeper as Waluigi approaches her and grabs her by the shoulders, he shakes her, "You are beautiful! Do I need to spell it?!"

Waluigi took self-love seriously despite hating himself, which makes zero sense.

"Yes..." (Y/n) says with a small voice, Waluigi squints his eyes and sighs. He pulls out a rose and gives to (Y/n).

"You're as beautiful as a rose. And like a rose you have thorns that make you deadly." Waluigi explains, "And like a rose I love you to death."

"You what?" (Y/n) tries to comprehend the words coming out of his mouth.

"I LOVE YOU DAMMIT!" Waluigi yells, "There I said it..." he grumbles and glares at Wario who walked in moments prior, he simply gives Waluigi a thumbs up and leaves the room again.

"You do?" (Y/n) asks.

"I do." Waluigi confirms with a red face.

"It's a bit early to say that... You haven't even proposed." (Y/n) jokes.

Waluigi freezes with a confused and shocked expression.

Wario wheezes in the background.

Waluigi raises his index finger and opens his mouth to speak but then blinks and stops himself from saying something stupid.

He then awkwardly moonwalks backwards into the darkness in an embarrassed shame.