Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Warrior! Fem! [Choke Me] (Anarchy Au!) {Gore Warning And Pain Kink}

A/n: I put an easter egg regarding the first one-shot of Anarchist wah in here. Can u find it? I've also got an easter egg of a Smash Bros video I love. Can u find it too?

(Y/n) was a strong warrior from a distant land.

She was (y/h) and had (h/l) (h/c) hair and soft (s/t) skin with bedazzling (e/c) eyes.

She was trained at birth to stop the evil that was plaguing the world.

(Y/n) had crossed the globe to find the source; and find it she did.

Waluigi found enjoyment in seeing his enemies suffer.

He had successfully overthrown the previous evil called Bowser and had his shell on display.

Being the chaotic ruler of the world had its perks, and downsides.

Nobody wants to hang out with you and you're always bored.

But you got to kill people without being persecuted, that was fun.

«Γ»

(Y/n) stares at the awkwardly placed banner with a gamma symbol on it. "This must be the place." She then looks up at the looming castle with grey brick walls and blood stains every two meters on them surrounded with fog.

She spots two guards at the door and she unsheathes her sword, she walks up to them and sees that they're shaking in their suits.

(Y/n) puts her sword back and looks at the duo. "Are you both okay?" she asks,

"No." one replies,

"The boss has forced us to be his guards or he'll kill us." The other adds,

"I am (Y/n) and I have come to smite the evil that is your boss." (Y/n) says proudly,

"Good luck lady."

«Γ»

(Y/n) sneaks around the opening hallway of the castle and sees multiple pictures depicting a sexy lean man in purple with sharp teeth and demon eyes.

Self-absorbed prick.

Most of the pictures were of him shirtless and the others were of him tearing people apart.

"What do you mean you spent weeks on that?" a dark sinister voice asks from an adjacent room, "It looks like it was drawn by a five-year-old having an aneurysm while being attacked by a bear."

Damn he got roasted.

"You're dead to me."

(Y/n) hears a high-pitched scream and what sounded like someone's guts exploding.

She walks closer to the door she heard the commotion from, and she could smell the bile and blood from behind the door.

"Clean this mess up!"

(Y/n) hears footsteps approach the door and she unsheathes her sword.

The doors open to reveal the tall lanky man from the paintings, "Oh looky here." He says, "A little lady."

"I am (Y/n) the slayer of evil. I have come here to kill you and restore the good in the world." (Y/n) says,

"All who have opposed me have been killed." The man grabs her hand and kisses it, "My name is Waluigi and you are probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"I'm literally here to kill you." (Y/n) points her sword at Waluigi.

He gives her an amused expression and grabs her sword with one hand and shatters it.