RotBTFD Random drabbles

Fame, movies and crazy fans (Jackunzel v Jelsa)

I'll be honest, there isn't really much couple stuff. It's just the gang as a bunch of famous movie stars, and it's actually sort of about ship wars (and the scary fans behind them) really. I'm not insulting anyone, don't come claiming I'm insulting you indirectly.

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Jack walks into the room, smiling as his eyes land on the girl's l sitting before the vanity, a stylist fixing the blonde wig on her head. "Hey, Punzie." He calls.

She manages a side glance at him, careful not to move her head. "Jack! Hey!" She grins. The stylist finally steps back, satisfied with her work. "Thanks!" Rapunzel calls as the stylist leaves the room.

"So, you've read the script already?" Jack asks, glancing at the sheaf of papers in her hand.

"Yeah." Rapunzel replies. "So, it seems like we'll be acting together again."

"Mmhmm. As love interests again it would seem." He smirked.

Rapunzel giggled. "Apparently. Though I can't really imagine you actually saying cheesy stuff like this line." She flipped through the script. "'I'll protect you no matter what, my love. So fear not, for I am by your side.'" She said in a dramatic tone, trying to mimic his deeper voice, making Jack burst out laughing at her exaggerated expressions.

"Yeah, well, your lines aren't any better, 'Princess'." He sniggered, flipping through his own copy of the script. "'I fear nothing, as long as you remain faithful by my side, my beloved! I fear only that you will leave my side-'"

"'And forget me, exchanging me for another woman to be by your side.'" Rapunzel rolled her eyes. "They sure are quite the dramatic couple, aren't they?" She murmured as she looked through the rest of the script. "Though with lines like these, I can already see the fangirls swooning at your feet." She laughed. "Have you seen some of the comments on the articles when they announced that we would be working together?"

"Yeah, I have." Jack sighed, pushing his hair back, a wicked smirk on his face. "I guess I'm just too hot." Rapunzel rolled her eyes.

"So, received any hate mail yet?" Jack asked.

Rapunzel shrugged. "What do you think." She said. "Most of the crazy ones from last time again, a few new ones. You?"

Jack sighed. "I got one this morning from an anonymous sender." He said. "The sender's apparently convinced that you are a talentless hack, and that Elsa and I are, as I quote, 'meant to be together', because apparently we have too much chemistry on screen that it's impossible that we're not secretly dating." He scoffed.

Rapunzel wrinkled her nose. "A talentless hack? Really?" She snorted. "I got one telling me to confess to having done plastic surgery so that I could look like the Arendelle sisters."

"Wow." Jack laughed. "That's amazing."

"I don't know what goes through these people's brains." Rapunzel muttered. "Most of them are just complaining that I shouldn't be acting with you, especially not as your romantic interest."

"Same here. Most of them keep screaming for me to play Elsa's love interest again." Jack sighed. "Elsa said she's received a lot of the same kind of letters."

"Yeah, Anna told me." Rapunzel laughed. "One of them was very serious, talking about conspiracy theories and how I was evil for trying to steal you away from Elsa and how you both looked so much better together."

"I swear, they just get funnier and funnier with each new movie." Jack said. "It's insane, how some people actually think that by continuing to send these letters, they'll actually get us to get married. In real life." He snorted.

"Yeah, it's hilarious." Rapunzel laughed. "Like really, did you know that there's a petition for you and Elsa to start a real life relationship? And people actually sign that?!"

"People actually sign that?!" Jack gaped. "What the hell..."

"Yeah. Hang on, I think I still have it on browser history...." She muttered, picking up her phone. "Hmm....ah, here." She said, showing the page to him. He stared at it, gaping in shock. "The things fans do, eh?" She sighed.

"Yeah..." He muttered, shaking his head in disbelief. "Wow."