Based on something that my classmates joked about a while ago.
(Not a couple but bickers like a couple)
PS.-in case you didn't know, roller coaster is just a brand name. Their cheese flavoured rings are THE BEST.
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"Hey, are you guys dating?" Anna asked.
Merida glanced up at her. "What?" She asked.
"Are you and Jack dating?" Anna asked, leaning forward.
"No? Why would you think that we are?"
"Because you guys argue so much, you're practically an old married couple." She grinned.
"Who's an old married couple?" Astrid asked, coming over.
"Merida and Jack." Anna replied.
"True." Astrid hummed. "You guys are like an old married couple. Can't disagree on that."
Merida scoffed, rolling her eyes at her. "Haha, very funny. Also, we don't argue that much."
"Please. That's a lie and you know it." Anna said.
"Here your husband comes." Astrid grinned. "Hey, Jack!" She called.
"What's up?" He said, walking over.
"Hey, you guys are supposed to be married, right?" Astrid said.
"No ring, no marriage." Merida muttered.
"Wow, Jack, I didn't realise you were so cheap, you didn't even buy a ring for your wife!" Anna tutted.
"I did buy her a ring. But I sold it to cover her debts from all that shopping." He grinned.
Merida gaped at him. "What shopping debts?"
"Still, no ring, no marriage." Anna said, sitting on the table with Astrid.
He raised an eyebrow, glancing at Merida. "Okay then." He reached over, snatching a Roller Coaster ring from Hiccup. "Here's your ring." Anna and Astrid burst out laughing.
Merida looked at it. "You're giving me a Roller Coaster ring." She said flatly. "Even if its cheese flavoured, that's still a bit too cheap, don't you think."
"Its also digestible." Anna laughed. "So she eats it, digests it, poops." She doubled over laughing. "Oops, no longer married."
"Saving me the cost of going through a divorce." Jack joked, popping one into his mouth.
Merida rolled her eyes, eating the ring anyway. Why would she want to waste a perfectly good Roller Coaster ring?
"I now pronounce you husband and wife." Hiccup said dryly. "Until poop do you part."
Anna and Astrid laughed so hard they almost fell off the table.
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