Flatmates// Cake & Mashton

Chapter seventy nine

Michael's pov

Ashton and I had soon decided to go back into the flat, I wanted to give him a peaceful time, today has been a nightmare, an utter nightmare from hell, things weren't looking like they were going to get any better with the whole Polly situation either, I didn't want to admit this to Ashton just yet but I was scared, I was scared he was going to get framed by Polly and that he would get kicked out, I don't know what I would do if that happened. I don't even want to think about the possibility of him leaving.

But of course, relaxation wasn't yet due to come for us just yet, as we walked into the living room we saw Kyle, a frightening sight of Kyle wanking! He hooked up kinky gay porn to the TV and was full blown wanking! What the fuck?! My eyes widened with shock "Jesus Christ! Do that in your room!" I exclaimed "shut up a second! unless you both want to join? take it to my room? I'm horny and need some fresh meat" he said casually whilst still pleasuring himself, fucking hell "you're actually fucking disgusting." Ashton said bluntly and turned the TV off, thank god. Luckily Kyle had put away his own meat by now and zipped his jeans back up yet looking highly unimpressed "oh come on, you can't talk, you're getting bonked every night! I haven't had ANY action since I got here! I've not even been turning up to fucking class trying to get laid. I need to cum!" Kyle rambled his bizzare words "well just do it somewhere else please!" I said and sighed of defeat "I don't care! do that shit in your bedroom, cum in a jar for all I care, not in the living room!" Ashton yelled at Kyle, I didn't blame him for yelling at him after today but this was bound to get messy now "shut up you! I thought about having a go on you but everyone else has so I don't want to be one of those people" Kyle said and scoffed, my jaw dropped with shock at his horrible words towards MY boyfriend "shut up, you don't talk about him that way" I warned, I remember the first time he said shit like that about Ashton when he was with Luke and it still boiled my blood, if not even more "shut the fuck up, that would have never happened anyway, you're nothing but a horny tramp!" Ashton continued to yell, which made me wonder, is Calum and Luke hearing this? "besides why would Ashton want a cheap bottle of white wine when he can have the champagne right here" I said and pointed to myself "I'm not a big headed person but compared to you? you're tragic mate." I continued to say "well watch this! I bet Luke and Calum will break up and then I'm going to fuck Calum! he will love it!" woah woah woah, the fuck? where the hell is this coming from? Ashton and I looked at Kyle with disgust and confusement "erm excuse me? they are happy together, get that through your thick skull." Ashton said, his eyes slowly gazing through the room before they stopped on something "oh for fucks sake. You are so childish" Ashton said and picked up a bunch of what looked like porn magazines and ripped them up "oi don't do that! I'll rat you out if you carry on!" Kyle said and bolted over to Ashton "what the fuck are you on about?" I said "rat me out about fucking what? prick" Ashton replied whilst glaring at Luke's horrible ex as he continued to rip up the magazines "I said stop doing that!!" Kyle screeched from the top of his lungs and roughly grabbed Ashton by his collar, now that's when my blood boiled even more "oi!! get your gammy hands of my man!!!" I yelled just as loud and pushed Kyle of Ashton, but Kyle kept hold on us both, resulting in the three of us falling on the floor, Kyle right on top of us, gross!

Of course, great timing for Luke and Calum to walk into the room and see this, they looked utterly confused as hell, there was an awkward silence for a moment "I can explain!!" I said quickly "get the fuck off you load of shit" Ashton said and shoved Kyle off us "what...the hell is going on?" Luke asked "they tried to fuck me! Ashton tried to put his finger up my bum and Michael tried to put his beef meat in my mouth!" Kyle yelled, nah nah nah what the fuck?! this just confused the boys even further, obviously they knew that wasn't true but it also wasn't the truth they wanted to get as to what was happening "what?! no I fucking didn't!" I said and glared at Kyle "Jesus Christ! I can't see or unhear that" Calum said and shook his head with shock "are you fucking serious right now?" Ashton said bitterly, I could tell it was coming, I think we all knew or was coming, bam, Ashton fiercely punched Kyle right in the jaw "woah woah woah!! everyone calm down!" Luke said trying to keep the situation under control "oi! don't touch me! I don't want you! you're too dirty for me! f-fuck off!" Kyle said and pushed Ashton away, nah what the actual fuck is going on? "excuse me?! you don't speak to him like that nor go near him!" I yelled, I'm surprised I haven't thrown a punch at him yet "Kyle don't be so fucking rude! you fucking asshole!" Luke said, his cheeks turning red from anger and the stress of the situation, I could tell Ashton was hurt how Kyle addressed him, but he was trying to not let it show, instead he just continued to punch Kyle multiple times "no you fuck off. You fuck off with all this bullshit!" he said whilst Kyle was starting to bleed from his nose "Jesus fucking Christ, Ash don't bother" Luke said and sighed stressfully, Calum was watching the whole thing in shock still "ow!" Kyle muttered with his limp body on the floor "get up you fucking pussy!" I yelled at him, Jesus what a shit show.