Flatmates// Cake & Mashton

Chapter seventy six

Luke's pov

Last night had ended perfectly, however this morning was a little more manic, it often was, the four of us were in the living room, having our morning coffee when buttercup decided to run in and knocked over a cup of coffee, Calum picked her up "bad buttercup! you need to be careful" he said, Michael grabbed some kitchen roll and cleaned up the mess before it would stain "Jesus I didn't realise she was this naughty at times" he said, Ashton sneezed "fucks sake" he muttered "bless you..again.." I said and chuckled, I felt sorry for him to be honest, his allergies weren't getting any better at all "god she's like a child" I added and sipped on my coffee, Calum put buttercup on his lap "my child" he said "I guess I have gotten used to having her around" Michael said and put down a little bowl of milk for her "child? she's a cat..not a human" I said, Ashton produced a rather worrying intense wheezy cough that sounded like he was going to cough up his lungs to be honest, I bet he didn't feel so good, Calum looked at me like 😶 "she's my human child" he said and then looked at Ashton with shock "oh you're so dramatic, she's cute!!" he said "Jesus Calum you're starting to sound like the twins" Michael said with a giggle "oh I'm dramatic? how about you get forced to live with something you're allergic to and then come back to me about that" Ashton snapped looking fed up "damn babe you got told" I said and chuckled "Jesus Christ you don't need to go in at me like that" Calum said and put buttercup down, she ran straight to the milk and began to drink it "babe he was kidding" Michael said and moved closer to Ashton, embracing him into a cuddle, nawh cute! "whatever" Ashton mumbled with his sniffles and cuddled Michael back, we should probably take buttercup out of the room by this point "cmon now guys, good vibes only" I said yet regretted it, I jinxed us, everyone else just had to walk into the room as soon as I said that "ah shit, nevermind" I muttered, what the hell did they want now?

Chad strolled straight up to buttercup "buttercup! awh my little princess baby gir-" he started to say then stared at the milk "who the fuck is giving her milk?! cats are lactose intolerant!!" he yelled, Michael rolled his eyes "hush, it's lactose free cat milk. I got her some" Michael said "oh pft, well thanks I guess. She does love her milk" Brad said and picked her up, Jesus what a morning "I know." Michael said fed up "oh yeah I forgot to tell you guys, another roommate is moving in here to share a room with Kyle but we haven't met him yet" Chad said, what? another person? Jesus Christ, and to make things worse, Kyle just had to speak up "I have! he's really nice! a bit like you Calum, twinky..skinny.. probably likes to wear nappies" he said, Calum felt uncomfortable, that was evident to everyone and he ended up leaving the room, I shot a dirty look to Kyle "can you just not fucking speak for once?" I said bitterly "well that was just fucking unnecessary" Ashton said "oh shut up demon eyes, get it? cause your eyes are red..BAHA" Brad said, what the fuck? rude cunt, yes his eyes had gone red because buttercup was flopping and shedding all over the flat like a mad man "Jesus Christ shut up!" Michael said, Kyle sat down and stared at me, aggressively opening and eating a packet of crisps "you can't tell me what to do anymore. We aren't together anymore, and you were a controlling bastard!" he said "no I wasn't! why you lying for?! and why the fuck are you eating crisps at 7am for??" I yelled back, annoyed why he would be making up lies and confused why the hell he was munching on his stinky ass crisps this early, Brad scoffed "Jesus guys, no need to get butthurt, we're one big happy family!" Brad yelled, oh bullshit, the only family that was in this flat was the four of us boys and that's it. "See what I mean?! controlling cunt. I'll eat what the fuck I like. I can't wait till this new boy comes cause I'm gonna crack on with him in front of your face" fucking charming "you do realise he's with someone right? he probably won't care." Michael said, at this point the twins had walked back off again, assuming they didn't find this entertaining enough for their liking "I literally could not give a flying fuck." I said and clenched my jaw, Ashton had got up coughing and left the room at this point too, I don't blame him, it was getting ridiculous and it looked like his allergies were starting to get really bad, I hope his reaction will go away soon "I don't think you should do that. Maybe this new guy might really like us instead of you pricks" Michael said "pfft but he's hot and I need some action, there's not enough cock around here" Kyle replied, I rolled my eyes and got up "okay I get it, we've broken up and I fucking hate your guts but do you really have to talk about other people like that around me? fucking asshole." I said and walked off, just because I didn't love him anymore, didn't mean it didn't hurt to hear him talking like that.