Ask Or Dare The Multifandom...... #2

Villain and Evil 101+other random shit(post)

Nobody:

Literally Clockwork towards his brother: 

Phantom: Hey bro have you seen my- what are you doing?

Clockwork: holding a piece of paper 

Phantom: read off the paper Reasons to be a villain... Clockwork for the last time I- the lights go out and a violin starts to play in the background What the fu-

Clockwork: A light shines on him When the devil is busy, and death is a bit to much...

Phantom: Clockwork what are you doing? 

Clockwork: They call me by name you see, for my special touch

Dipper: what did I just walk into- 

Phantom DON'T ASK-

Clockwork: For the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, To The Ladies I'm Sir Prize

Wirt: ......I'm out-

Fitch: hold up Wirt this might be interesting....

Phantom: Please don't tell me this is what I think it is

Clockwork: but call me by any name, anyway it's all the same.....

Phantom: oh my fucking god-

Clockwork: Inhales I'm the fly in your soup! I'm the pebble in your shoe, I'm the pea beneath your bed, I'm the bump on every head! I'm the peel on which you slip, I'm the pin in every hip, I'm the Thorn in your side! Makes you wriggle and writhe!

Morty: wait since when was a show going on in here-

Clockwork: Pushes Morty off AND IT'S SO EASY WHEN YOUR EVIL~!!!

Phantom: sigh 

Clockwork: This is the life, You see, The Devil Tips his hat to me! I do it because I'm evil, and I do it all for free!

Wirt: wait you don't get paid?

Clockwork: glares at Wirt Your Tears are all the pay all I'll ever need! 

Phantom: some one end me.....

Dib: is this a normal thing?

Phantom: sadly it is

Clockwork: While there's children to make sad, while there's candy to be had, while there's pocket's left to pick, while there is grannies left to trip down the stairs I'll be there! 

Mabel: Ooooo a performance 

Dipper: and not the good kind-

Clockwork: I'll be waiting 'round the corner, It's a game! I'm glad I'm in it! 'cause there's one born every minute!