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....idk why I haven't done this but now I am soooo- ENJOY- (note: most of these are bad end friends cause....cause yeah-) 



*BEEP* 

Bipper: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life 

Evil Morty: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Bipper: unapologetic, hard to kill, feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy, stubborn, happy, basterdous, friends with bees, highly disapproving of lawns, full of wishes that will be carried far after I die 

Beast Wirt: edible 

*BEEP* 

Bipper: You love me, right, Wirt?

Beast Wirt: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it 

*BEEP* 

Bipper: HAH! 69! you know what that means?

Beast Wirt: what? 

Ice Finn: that you're a child 

Evil Morty: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

*BEEP* 

Cyclock: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Mirror Domino(???): I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away

Cyclock: death isn't real, and I'm basically God 

*BEEP* 

Corrupted Gamer: talking to ʎᴚuƐH on the phone did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

ʎᴚuƐH: you bet!

Corrupted Gamer: at what temperature?

ʎᴚuƐH: 535

Corrupted Gamer: that's the clock

ʎᴚuƐH: ........

Corrupted Gamer: .........

ʎᴚuƐH: 536

*BEEP* 

Roadkill: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place

Flint: you people already know too much about me

Damien: I know exactly 3 facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place

*BEEP* 

Corrupted Gamer: trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Bipper: bold of you to assume I was born at all 

Evil Morty: I personally was created in a lab 

Mirror Domino: I just straight up spawned lol 

*BEEP* 

Evil Morty: 3 words, say them and I'm yours

Mirror Domino: 3 words

Evil Morty: ...........

*BEEP* 

 ℳøηøḉʟøḉḱ: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me

ʎᴚuƐH: we're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

  ℳøηøḉʟøḉḱ:yes!

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