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*BEEP* 

Dipper: what's your joke? 

Clockwork: 3 dead babies, HAHAHAHAHA- 

Dipper: your really sick...

Clockwork: you just don't know good humor... 

*BEEP* 

Bipper: just gonna make my self some toast- ...... WHO PUT THE TOASTER OVEN ON 6!? 

Evil Morty: uhhhh- 

Bipper: I mean that's not even good toast! 4 is good toast! 5 is burnt toast but 6!? 

Evil Morty: ......

Bipper: WHAT WERE YOU CREMATING IN MY TOASTER OVEN!? 

*BEEP* 

The Beast: there phone rings and they pick up hello? 


Turn around...



The Beast: .... Turns 



Down here... 



The Beast: looks down 

The Void Heart: on the other end of the phone I can't get up- 

The Beast: DAMN IT DAD!!!! 

*BEEP* 

Roadkill: So Annie are you ok? ARE YOU OK ANNIE! 

Damien: in the background hitting a bunch of pans 

Roadkill: WHEN YOU DANCE- ARE YOU OK! 

*BEEP* 

Clockwork: a nice tippical Villain dinner, haha- 

Henry: sup- 

Clockwork: AH- 

*BEEP* 

Cyclock: hey everyone! Today my brother pushed me so I started a Kickstarter to put him down


The benefits of killing him would be: 

- I get pushed away less 


*BEEP* 

Corrupted Gamer: You are my dad! 

Red Leader Tord: . . . 

Corrupted Gamer: YOUR MY DAD! 

*BEEP* 

Mabel: So you add bacon and syrup- 

Aspyn: umm I'm not finished.... Ok so let's get started so, first off- 

Mabel: so then you add-

Aspyn: oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do!? 

*BEEP* 

Damien: sup angels-

Roadkill: ANGELS! YOU LOOK FIERCE TODAY AND WE LOVE IT!!!

Damien: dude, what are you doing!? 

Roadkill: if you get another Angel you won't have time for demonic shit with me....

Damien: .....WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? 

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