The Final Vine Chapter

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Last vines of the series, here we go!

*BEEP* 

Corrupted Gamer: dude, if the earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country? 

The Bad Ends: ...... 

Beast Wirt: screams 

Bipper: BE QUITE!!! 

Corrupted Gamer: lightbulbs were such a good idea, it became the symbol for a good idea 

Ice Finn: crying 

Bipper: comforting Finn YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID TO FINN!? HES HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

Corrupted Gamer: brooo... lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope your a criminal, mechanics who you have car trouble... but only a thief wishes you prosperity

Cyclock: Wishing you prosperity Domino! 

Mirror Domino(???): ....is that my PlayStation? 

Corrupted Gamer: they say the asteroid killed all the dinosaurs, you could also say it killed maybe birds with one stone 

The Bad Ends: ...... 

Corrupted Gamer: reading a book is like looking at a dead tree and hallucinating 

Evil Morty: lemme ask you something... WHY 

Corrupted Gamer: when you say forwards or backwards, your lips move in that direction

*BEEP* 

Hayden: but I guess there is no reasoning with angels, or Cats for that matter! Seriously, try talking sense to a cat, they just stare at you with there lifeless, patronizing, eyeballs for like... a couple of seconds and then they just walk away! And I'm like; Don't turn your back on me!

Azrael: (and there like-) Nah! 

*BEEP* 

Bipper: ok this one is really simple!

Beast Wirt: ok uhh water!

Bipper: no no, it's hot

Beast Wirt: Lava?

Bipper: no no! Think hotter!

Beast Wirt: oh oh! Ice Finn!

Ice Finn: eww gross

Bipper: correct!

Ice Finn: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!?- 

*BEEP* 

Hayden: clearly drunk DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? Cause your beauty is simply angelic~...... and before you get cocky, so did I you sinful bitch!

*BEEP* 

 Fern: Cursing is a sin, having sex before marriage is a sin, most TV shows is a sin to watch, missing church is a mortal sin

Tord: ....well I am screwed, I do every single one of these things at least 3 times a day, I might be the devil! 

*BEEP* 

Bill Cipher: what are you doing? 

Clockwork: boiling water  I'm making holy water 

Bill Cipher: how is that making holy water? 

Clockwork: I'm boiling the hell out of it- 

*BEEP*

Evil Morty: sneezes 

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