From ahorrorifixwriter: Dare For B-Day Mabel! You must throw Wirt A Birthday party!
Birthday Mabel: but it's not his fucking Bir-
Beast Wirt: IT IS NOW BITCH! *insert confetti here*
Birthday Mabel: ....I'm sorry do you even remember your birthday?
Beast Wirt: hmmmmmm... let's see: I'm like a teen by now, I spent 14 years living in my house with my family , 12 years waiting for my dad to bring the milk back home, 3 years as The new Beast in the Unknown, 1 year in prison, 2 years as a bad end, and 3 seconds telling you this......
Birthday Mabel: .....so do you remember your birthday or not-
Beast Wirt:......no.....
Birthday Mabel: ......facepalm fine, let's just get this over with already.....
Beast Wirt: YES!
You see forgive me for this but I have no idea how to host any kind of party(probably because I have never went to when and when I have it's very VERY awkward).... so for the sake of it I'm just going to play this because I found it and thought it was funny and I love it-
Birthday Mabel: ....Cyclock mind helping me with this-
Cyclock: HELL YES!
Birthday Mabel: ......honestly you having the idiot's personality it's both cursed and yet funny at the same time-
Cyclock: clears throat Once a year we celebrate, with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun!
Corrupted Gamer: the what now-
Cyclock: and the whole clan gathers around and gifts and laugher do about, and we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song-
Birthday Mabel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cyclock: NOW YOUR ONE YEAR OLDER!
...I mean this isn't exactly canon so I'm not even sure If he will still age or not, idk ok-
Birthday Mabel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cyclock: YOUR LIFE STILL ISN'T OVER!
can he even die- oh wait yeah the lantern
Birthday Mabel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cyclock: YOU DID NOT ACOMPLISH MUCH-
let's see:
-get him self lost and nearly killed
-get his soul stuck in a lantern
-kill a bluebird
-go to prison
-killed people
-went to war
-have a boyfriend
I think that's a lot-
Cyclock: but you didn't die this year-
Birthday Mabel: I guess that's good enough....
Corrupted Gamer: I-..... I'm not even going to ask what this whole thing is about.....
Bipper: why that would be my lovely Beastie's birthday! speaking of which give him a kiss on the cheek happy birthday Beastie!
Beast Wirt: aww Bip!
Birthday Mabel: ....so we're just going to roll with it.... ok...
Corrupted Gamer: ........................................................what the hell is a birthday?????- <>_<>
I'm going to be honest here......Beast Wirt most likely has everything he wants right now..... to be honest, the best gift you could possibly give him is just his cone hat that burned-..... but Bipper already did that-
now thinking about it more, a dead body could work just as fine for a gift as well-
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FanfictionYEA ITS BACK WOOOOOO- OH OH Ask Or Dare series it is good to be back! ..... not for everyone else tho- I suggest you read the first one, if you like I don't make the rules here... well yea but- YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.... Also note that I don't own any...
