Clockwork: so how long will it take you to get into town?
Tord: hmmm... well I will have to take the bus to go there... should only last for about a day.... especially with Gamer...
Gamer: yelling at a traffic light TURN GREEN YOU STUPID FUCKING SON OF BITCH! THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU!
Clockwork: .....yeah..... are you sure you didn't get some one pregnant?
Tord: OK WHAT GIVE YOU THE IDEA I GOT SOME DEMON PREGNANT!?
Clockwork: ......
Tord: ....ok I'll give that one, but no they aren't even my child! I'm just here to take care of them because I found them laying dead on the floor and took them in
Clockwork: so you adopted them?
Tord: NO I DID NO-
Gamer: WORK YOU GODDAMN DISAPPOINTMENT! kicks it and next thing you know all the cars start to crash into each other .....uhhhh-
Tord: 0_0 .....
Clockwork: .....what the hell happened?
Tord: ...... Clockwork I'll call you back ... hangs up
Clockwork: ....well at least I know he's coming..... wait- OH SHIT!
IGNORE WHAT YOU SAW UP THERE OK! I didn't know we were back again with the whole monologue stuff so here we go!
So first off I officially hate the Pines, and that's not me saying it out of Spite or just because I hate heroes I'm going to hate on there whole family too, oh no....
Cause you see on one hand, I was nearly poisoned by a girl who gave me this "Mabel Juice" thing and I nearly choked, and Then I had this "Grunkle Stan" putting me on sell on this website called Ebay.... what the fu- AND THEN I KEEP GETTING THIS KID- who apparently is named Dipper and It's stupid AND THIS OTHER OLD MAN asking me question about my species of Humanoids and stuff like that. All I want is to rest let my leg rest for a couple of ours with just my cat and-
A car pulls over
Clockwork: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE INTERRUPTED IN MY MONOLOGUE!? ....
Dipper: ....
Clockwork: ...sorry I meant to write that down, not saying it.... ignore that.....
well let's just get straight to the point, there is a car that just pulled over and I hope they will take me away from here far away...... please Send help-
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FanfictionYEA ITS BACK WOOOOOO- OH OH Ask Or Dare series it is good to be back! ..... not for everyone else tho- I suggest you read the first one, if you like I don't make the rules here... well yea but- YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.... Also note that I don't own any...
