Warning: Bad Ends just being idiots.....and math-
Bipper: .....we just moved... I called the Circus Freaks to ask to help out with some boxes, and there a good service but you have to have the information ready about your boxes before you even call them..... We had no Idea-
Beast Wirt: so we called them-
Bipper: Yeah I have about 10 boxes and can you come pick them up?
Arrow: we need to know the weight and the girth
Bipper: .........ok, goodbye.... hangs up
Beast Wirt: so we called back-
Arrow: we need to know the weight and the girth
Beast Wirt: ok, I don't know what the weight is and ummm......I don't know what Girth means....
Bipper: so now what's the procedure?
Arrow: facepalms
Ice Finn: so this person talks to us like if we are 4 years old-
Ringleader Trixy: Well do you have a bathroom scale?
Ice Finn: uhhh yeah, but if I put the box in the scale is going to cover up the NUMBERS!!!
Ringleader Trixy: ......ok Adrian you handle this hands him the phone
Adrian: .....oh my fucking god-
Ice Finn: do we take it off really quick?
Cyclock: shrugs
Evil Morty: Ah Zero! I'm not fast enough!
Ice Finn: what's she talking about?
Evil Morty: so then they give us the "mister Wizard formula"
Adrian: How about if you stand on the scale and weight your self, get off the scale, pick up the box- insert other mathimatical shit here
Evil Morty: .....SLOW DOWN! Picking up the box jeez, hold on "proffesor"
Evil Morty: .....I know this kid has never tried this, cause I've tried it... and you still can't see the NUMBERS!!!
Cyclock: then I hang up in the middle of his girth formula, he made sure it was easy....
Aiden: grabbing the phone You know the girth is very simple to figure out! you take the lenth and double it by- yeah I'm not typing that whole thing-
Cyclock: ....... ok I got to go..... I'm getting another call...yeah I'm to stupid to talk to you! just...just not be here anymore.... hangs up
Corrupted Gamer: ....so I decided to call them and just make up some numbers you know! let them come up and pick it up
Bipper: ....it's wrong to pay the difference, just dispatch the truck....
Corrupted Gamer: ....sooooo I called back-
Corrupted Gamer: hello I have 10 boxes and-.....no, I'm another person...... and they all weight exactly, 22 pounds and they all have a girth of......... 3
Sylvanite: ..... 3 what?
Corrupted Gamer: .... 3--------..... GIRTH UNITS!
Everyone: facepalms
Bipper: takes the phone come pick them up please-
Beast Wirt: There boxes and there brown!
Ice Finn: and they have tape on them!
Cyclock: AND COULD PROBABLY FIT ON A DOLLAR-
Bipper: they hang up ......why must you torture us?
Ice Finn: you sure living in the underworld will be fine?
Bipper: what? do you have some where else better to live popcicle?
Ice Finn: .....uhhhh well I-......
Bipper: exactly!
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