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From ahorrorifixwriter: my question is how can you even see green?(for eyeless Jack) 


Eyeless: well I obviously before I got my Eyes taken away I saw what the color green looks like.... Now I don't.... So because people either have to tell me what is what color or just tell me to say green- 

Ben Drowned: he thought I was purple 

Eyeless Jack: WELL HOW THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW THAT!? 

Ben Drowned: Do you not know what Link looks like???? 

Eyeless Jack: who's Link??? 

Ben Drowned: your an idiot 














From insanebatkid: My Question: How was everyone's Halloween!? 


Dipper: the usual, I went trick or treating with Mabel cause she wanted to 

Fitch: I showed People my corpse! 

Wirt: and this is why you are no longer allowed at funerals 

Shade: Oh trust me.....I scared a lot of people 




Clockwork: ah yes Halloween, the time where I like to play with little dolls and have a nice time with them

Fern: and by dolls you mean dead victims and by a good time you mean dismantling and then hanging there bodies like decorations 

Clockwork: exactly! It was great

Zim: it was terrible, there were a bunch of kids coming at our door demanding candy 

Gamer: ...that's the whole point- 

Zim: SO I SHOOT THEM!!! 





Henry: Six ate a baby 

Six: I did

Domino: but....why????

Six: I was hungry 

Domino: YOU WERE ALREADY EATING CANDY!!!

Six: ........so? 







Beast Wirt: FUCKING AWSOME!!!! Now I have to wait like 11 more months till next October... 

Bipper: yeah well next time don't summon fucking Satan 

Void Aspyn: his name if not Satan, it's Voided Heart 

Bipper: Satan or not I don't care.... What did you even do with him anyways? 

Void Aspyn: shrugs  idk I just let him run around lose.... Idk where he is 

Bipper: oh my fucking god, for all I know he could be killing people for all I know....





Meanwhile- 




The Beast: -AND THEN YOU JUST HAD THE GREAT IDEA TO PUT MY FUCKING SOUL IN A LANTERN AND THEN LEAVE ME IN THE FUCKING FOREST TO GO GET MILK AND NEVER COME BACK!!! AND THEN YOU COME BACK AFTER DYING FROM A GOD DAMN CHILD AND YOU DIDNT EVEN GET THE MILK!! 

The Void Heart: I- 

The Beast: hush, I'm not fucking finished yet dad- AND YOU JUST HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME HERE AT OUR DOOR STEP AND- 



















Ok we get it, you have daddy issues that's nothing new here- 

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