➴ 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮 ღ 𝑺𝑽𝑻 𝑬𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆

[RQ17] re: save the date

chatting !
seventeen

wcrabw:
Haha uh haha
Guess wut

mingood:
Why are you so giddy over it?

wcrabw:
Why do you think??

onlyhalfangel:
What are yall on about it

mingood:
We're a thing
We're dating

wcrabw:
I WANTED TO SAY IT!!

shua_dubiduba:
Wait im soRRY????

dont-k:
YOOOOOOOOO
JOSH IT HAPPENED

shua_dubiduba:
IT DID

mingood:
Okay then you should've

wcrabw:
Is this our first couple fight?
Cause i refuse to have us go down like this
Thats lame as fck

mingood:
.
Good?
I dont know what to say to that woo

dont-k:
AAAAAHHH
YOU CALLED HIM WOO
YOU FCKING WHIPPED BTCH

8o8:
I have never seen dk swear i dont think
Damn gyu that means this must be serious

mingood:
Woo, can i be sappy

wcrabw:
Oh jesus fck alright
Yeah go for it

mingood:
I really love him
Woo, i really love you

wcrabw:
Thats it im dead.
...
NO
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
DONT
DONT SAY IT
FCK

onlyhalfangel:
Im sorry whats happening

mc_microphone:
Oh mingyu most likely went over there during the dm thing and is still over there
Meaning he most likely just repeated his text to wonwoo aloud
And wonwoo died
(and hopefully said it back)

mingood:
Dont worry, he did :)
He was hella shy about it though

wcrabw:
SHUT UP DONT EXPOSE ME

mingood:
You loooove me~~

wcrabw:
Yeah that what i just fcking said

iguess_imduck:
LMAOOO WON PLEASE
The bluntness never dies

skyhoon:
Ah yes, meanie, aka the Eternally Entwined Trees

mingood:
Okay i know you're trying to make fun of me but jokes on you i fcking like that name

shua_dubiduba:
Couple goalssss uwuwuwuwu

onlyhalfangel:
Since when do you uwu tf?

shua_dubiduba:
Since the existence of meanie watered my crops, cleared my skin, and changed me for the better.

onlyhalfangel:
...Fair enough?

iguess_imduck:
Also hey wait that was hella quick didnt the majority of us just meet like a little ago

dont-k:
True love doesn't wait~

chansome:
Or wonwoo's just desperate to have "the one and only kim mingyu"

wcrabw:
Shuuuuuuut the fck up

chansome:
And there's your answer

iguess_imduck:
Yeah i can see it

wcrabw:
I can see yall shutting the fck up :)

mingood:
I can see won-

chansome:
Imma stop you right there

mingood:
How'd you interrupt my text tf

shua_dubiduba:
Power of divine intervention

mingood:
From who

mc_microphone:
Jeonghan most likely

onlyhalfangel:
Okay 1. Why me?
2. How would you know?
3. Thats cool??

mc_microphone:
Haven't we done this before? You're the mom, you have to protect the children's eyes

onlyhalfangel:
.

huitime:
You know he's right

onlyhalfangel:
Thats the first message you've sent to chat stfu

hancell:
He's still right

onlyhalfangel:
Your first message too stfu

hancell:
Shutting tf up

onlyhalfangel:
See at least one child listens to me

shua_dubiduba:
You are proving our point rn

onlyhalfangel:
Oh
Yeah imma stfu too

iguess_imduck:
Can't believe won got a boyfriend before me

wcrabw:
You tryna get a boyfriend cheol?

iguess_imduck:
Wait
Oh

staryoung:
Oohhh :)))))))))))

iguess_imduck:
No you know what i meant

wcrabw:
Do i

iguess_imduck:
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the fck up

wcrabw:
You're not my mom you cant tell me what to do

iguess_imduck:
We've gone over this i hatched your egg I am your parent
Both of them
I am your mother and your father
How you like that btch

staryoung:
You gon like that that that that that
(someone join me)

dont-k:
That that that that

staryoung:
Ty dk Ily dk

skyhoon:
That just looks like letters if you dont think about it
Sorry im really tired

dont-k:
Hm
Cool!

mc_microphone:
Of course you're impressed by that

wcrabw:
Cheol came over and is parent lecturing me

mingood:
And im still there

iguess_imduck:
Stfu or i give you both the talk

wcrabw:
Shutting up

mingood:
Shutting up and leaving
miss you won byeeeeee

wcrabw:
Glad to know my bf has priorities *eyeroll*

//17.17//

Yeet yeet say the mfING NAME BOISSSS

Also everytime i read a kpopfic and its chap seventeen you see everyone like "say the name!" and im here like "SAY THE MOTHERFCKING NAME BTCH" like why am i so aggressive over it? That should've been my first sign that i'd be a hardcore carat at somepoint in the future, my awakening if you will lmao

Okay for real every time i write a weird chapter like this here's the scenario you can envision as to how it ended up like that

1- I start writing, everything's normal

2- I continue with a bit thats should have probably only lasted for 5 messages max

3- As I continue, the bit develops and I most likely get to a joke idea I'm not sure if I should make because maybe it's offensive?? Or just straight up weird??

(examples: this chapter it was the divine intervention thing, in chapter 8 it was the entirely of wonwoo's antics, last chapter it was the continuation of wonwoo's antics with the kink thing, also why does it always involve won jsksj)

4- I write the bit anyway and hope I dont offend/freak out too many people

5- I take a break and read the last few lines I have written at that point because I was otherwise completely zoned out and not registering what i was doing

6- realization of what the chapter has become and an audible "what the fck is wrong with me rn"

Thats the process and now I hope that if you thought the writing of this book is very carefully made and things are done the way they are on purpose you see that much of it is not

Thanks, have a stable day, i dont when I write this thing clearly lmaoooo

-zi, who cant help but go nuts when writing this book