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[RQ76] if i were a rich man

chatting !
seventeen

dont-k:
Right so shua i was thinking

mingood:
Oh no no

dont-k:
Why are none of us allowed to think around here tf 😭😭
Nah nah cause i jus wanna talk about your bank account

shua_dubiduba:
Excuse me ?????

onlyhalfangel:
OHHHH RICH MANNNNhandmethemoney

shua_dubiduba:
Jesus han dont encourage this
I am not rich
Leave me alone

iguess_imduck:
That sounds like something a rich person would say

shua_dubiduba:
Not you too
Also no, a rich person would say something that would very clearly show they haven't shopped at a walmart everyday for the last twenty years

huitime:
Thats really sad for both rich and poor,
i mean i get it but dude, everyday? Twenty years??
Im depressed for you

shua_dubiduba:
...
(better not mention 20 was a generalization, me downplaying tingz 💀)

huitime:
Oh you poor man

dont-k:
Nah he rich aint we just say this

8o8:
Why is everyone here a mess

shua_dubiduba:
Day ending in Y

onlyhalfangel:
^^
Also wheres my money

shua_dubiduba:
Please
No more

skyhoon:
Right ummmm i asked first for benefits that money belongs to ME

hancell:
But im shua's favorite

skyhoon:
.

onlyhalfangel:
.

shua_dubiduba:
.

hancell:
MAN REALLY
Fine whatever i'll go make my own bag

chansome:
YES BESTIE KING SHT GET ITsharewithmelater

hancell:
ALL YALL SOME GREEDY PIGEONS MAN

mc_microphone:
I know you aint just call me a pigeon

hancell:
...
Youre a cute pigeon tho

8o8:
Does that even count as a compliment

mingood:
Nah no way 💀

mc_microphone:
.
No i'll take it

8o8:
Sad

mc_microphone:
Yeah well
In this economy i gotta take what i can get
So shua hand over the cash

shua_dubiduba:
YO FOR THE LAST TIME

wcrabw:
Bro all im saying is if you give us your swiss bank address and account info we can leave you alone

shua_dubiduba:
.
The way yall dont listen

mingood:
No cause whats it like being rich at least tell us that
You can trust us

shua_dubiduba:
I really cannot

chansome:
I wouldnt trust us either
But yeah shua what's it like

shua_dubiduba:
Im literally finna stay silent

onlyhalfangel:
Right well I'll fill it in !!
His family do be hosting fancy events and talking the talk walking the walk
Like that party shua planning for a whole month in advance like sheeeeet that some fancy sht i would know i get family friend privilege to go
I mean, they arent rich, i can admit that, but they do be well off and act like it dayum