➴ 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮 ღ 𝑺𝑽𝑻 𝑬𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆

[RQ7] the seven-scene

chatting !
new f r e n d s

iguess_imduck:
can we catch a new gc name?
sick of soonyoung's stupidity

staryoung:
new gc name i got this

chat renamed !
seventeen

staryoung:
for all of us

8o8:
.
there are thirteen of us

staryoung:
What
oh
wait a damn second

wcrabw:
soonyoung
you cant count
we've gone over this

iguess_imduck:
and the point was that you DIDNT make the chat name
cause now i gotta deal with your dumb self all over again

staryoung:
oh shut, you love me

iguess_imduck:
yeah
and that may have to change real soon

mingood:
but how tf did you mistake 13 for 17

staryoung:
im a dumb btch thats how!! 😭😭
i cant even play it off like i did it for a different reason or it had meaning
the meaning is just that im all types of dumb

hancell:
its okay im also stupid

mc_microphone:
how
i mean i know you are but what specifically did you do this time

hancell:
😞
anyway
i misread seventeen as seven-teeth
lol when yo dentist got bad news for you
you only got seventeeth

staryoung:
ooh!
when you supa smol
they call you sevenbean

mingood:
Whats yo favorite color?
Mines sevengreen

huitime:
Look at that shooting line of light
Call it a sevenbeam

8o8:
Im a skinny dude
They call me sevenlean

chansome:
Take those kpop music videos
And make sure to sevenstream

mc_microphone:
Nothings going well lately
It hasn't been seven-peachykeen

wcrabw:
You are my worst enemy
Youre a sevenfiend

shua_dubiduba:
Had to move out the house
It got sevenfleas

onlyhalfangel:
I'm up to no good
Bout to pull a sevenscheme

iguess_imduck:
Whats 35 times 2
Its seven-ty

hancell:
Okay that one was bad

wcrabw:
seventy
like your age

iguess_imduck:
if u dont stfu rn

wcrabw:
so many text abbreviations do you even know what they mean grandpa

iguess_imduck:
wonu youre being
pretty sevenmean rn

dont-k:
can we stop
Sevenplease

skyhoon:
No but actually i have a headache bc of you clowns
So stop

staryoung:
Okay now we gotta

onlyhalfangel:
?
And why we gotta stop now??

staryoung:
Jihoonie said so

onlyhalfangel:
Oh

iguess_imduck:
Oh 

wcrabw:
Oh

hancell:
Oh

mc_microphone:
Oh

chansome:
Oh

shua_dubiduba:
Oh

huitime:
Oh

8o8:
Oh

dont-k:
Oh

mingood:
Oh

staryoung:
What?
Wait dont reply there will be too many messages

wcrabw:
Damn, just a second too late

onlyhalfangel:
Hmm

skyhoon:
What

onlyhalfangel:
Nah nothing no biggie

skyhoon:
.
Okay...

staryoung:
But ji you haven't done one yet

skyhoon:
.
Really

staryoung:
Please

skyhoon:
Sigh
I'm about to sevenscream

staryoung:
Yayyyyy !!
✨💗🌸💙💛💖💜💞🧡❤️💓💚💕💛💫

skyhoon:
,,,sigh

iguess_imduck:
OH

wcrabw:
OH

skyhoon:
NO SHUT UP

onlyhalfangel:
OH

shua_dubiduba:
OH

skyhoon:
YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS NOT AGAIN

wcrabw:
Okay everyone chill

skyhoon:
Don't put dirt on me like that
SIGH
im tryna stay sevenclean

staryoung:
OMG YES JIHOONIE :DD

shua_dubiduba:
check out my new outfit
got them sevenjeans

iguess_imduck:
i guess yall wont stop the stupidity
no matter how much i sevenplead

staryoung:
i literally cant stop
im the sevenqueen

hancell:
cant believe im seein this rn
right on my sevenscreen

chansome:
get me outta this rn
hoping its a sevendream

wcrabw:
More like a nightmare
or something in seven-between

huitime:
this convo's literally gold
It better become a sevenmeme

onlyhalfangel:
we're the best out there
we're the seventeam

dont-k:
these puns are off the charts
they're pretty seven-extreme

wcrabw:
no theyre more terrifying
they're seven-obscene

shua_dubiduba:
Im tired of this madness
i need my seven-caffeine

8o8:
yeah im starting to hate them too
i wish i could seven-unsee

staryoung:
i cant stop comin up with them tho
i am the seven-machine

mc_microphone:
My favorite fruit is orange
its a seven-tangerine

staryoung:
okay but now im out of words :(

mingood:
i'm not, but im sick
i gotta seven-sneeze

huitime:
always movin at
top seven-speeds

iguess_imduck:
if yall dont stop
youre gon get seven-beat

staryoung:
aaaaaand now we stop
before its too late

//17.7//

I HOPE YALL LIKED THIS CHAPTER JAJSSK BC I DID

i came up with the first half of puns at like 3 am one night, then i read them to my parents the next morning and they gave me more so i added those, THEN i came up with more while putting those in so i ended up with this chapter

this is still comedy gold to me

i cant believe i think im funny these are probably awful to everyone reading them sksjsk

WHO CARES
IT HAPPENED
YOU CANT UNDO IT HAHA

-zi, who thinks this chapter is the best i will ever make, I've peaked and its all downhill from here honestly