Here's the story started. To be honest. The bloody truth, honest.
Karlie's POV.
One day during my Victoria Secret Fashion Show in 2013. Back in 2013, when I first meet her in real life. I was starstruck by how beautiful this girl is. Blonde hair, red lipstick, blue eyes. I thought to myself. OHMYGOD. It is Fucking TAYLOR SWIFT. Guess what? I fall in love at first sight. Right away. Boom just like that. It called fate like you are lead to an invisible string that tied me to her.
Taylor: No...No...wait the minute. That's not what really happens? Look. Here is the real story of how we fall in love in the first place.
Taylor's POV:
One day, it was chilly outside in late November. I remember All Too Well what happen that day. When I walk through the door at VSFW 2013, I suddenly saw one young lady not far away from where I'm standing. She was screaming my name enthusiastically. "TAYLOR!". And then she runs to me like an Olympian. And then jump into me aggressively. Hug me like a footballer tackles the rugby ball until I out of breath. I basically pass out then. Thankfully there were 4 bodyguards who came to save me. It was a terrifying moment for me but kinda sweet. I have never ever had someone jump into me like that. Like I could die because of it. She is the only one. And then, long story short. I was falling in love with that girl. And we living happily ever after. THE END.
Karlie: No...No...That's not what really happens. You talking about you. You are screaming my name. "KARLIE". You are jumping into me.
Taylor: Don't lie to them, Karlie. (readers).
Karlie: What? But, you loved me first? Right? You were starstruck by how sexy I am on that night. You basically staring at me naked the whole night while I am changing my lingerie.
Taylor: I am not looking at you. I...
Karlie: Admit it. Don't lie to your fans that you are fucking gay that night. Never see a woman naked before?
Fans: So, who can we trust. Taylor or Karlie? Who told the truth? Which story tells the truth?
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Karlie: *Whisper to readers* I think, she might have some kinda obsession with me. Don't you think? One time, I caught her standing and staring behind my back. During I am sleeping. Just staring like a stalker. I get goosebumps. I don't know how long she staring at me.
Taylor: What? I can't hear you, dear. Louder.
Karlie: Nothing. Just talking to myself. Just thinking to myself.
Taylor: *Whisper to readers* Sometimes, I quite worry about Karlie. She always talking and mumbling to herself like a crazy woman. She always dozed off. In her sleep or during the day. I can't understand her. One time, I caught her mumbling to the door. I can't understand her. Don't you, think?
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Fans: So, how you guys fall in love?
I saved all the silliest jokes for you
F.GIMAN
May 25,2021
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...