50: Weirdest Dream

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Morning. Breakfast in the kitchen.

Karlie: Babe, I had a weird dream, last night?

Taylor: Oh boy,  What's it now?

Karlie: I have been in a wide garden.

Taylor: alright?

Karlie: A wide garden with full of red roses It was beautiful place I ever seen.

Taylor: So? What is the weird thing?

Karlie: I was just standing there doing nothing.  Isn't that weird?

Taylor: It depends how long you been standing there? for how long?

Karlie: I don't know maybe the whole night.

Taylor: You must be tired. Take a nap then.

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Taylor: Babe, I had a nightmare too last night.

Karlie: Oh baby. What is it?

Taylor: You don't wanna hear it

Karlie: Shoot me.

Taylor: It was scary. I am afraid if I tell you, you will...

Karlie: I am okay.

Taylor: Okay, last night, I had a dream, we were sleep in our bed, suddenly someone grab our toe and bite my finger toe.

Karlie: Oh, it just a nightmare. Nothing happen.

Taylor: But, this morning I check my toes, it was bleeding and have teeth mark on it.

Karlie: Actually babe, last night I bite your toe.

Taylor: Why?

Karlie: Your toes was my fetish. I can't help it. You have sexy toes.

Taylor: Aww Baby, you could just wake me up.

Karlie: if I wake you up, would you let me bite your toes?

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Karlie: if I wake you up, would you let me bite your toes?

Taylor: HELL NO!!!!!!

Karlie: See, That's why I didn't wake you up .

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(Oct 3, 2021)

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