13. Which Joe?

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GRAMMY AWARD SHOW. 2021.

TV: Taylor saying "I want to thank Joe, the first person who I play every new song I write."

BRITS AWARD SHOW. 2021.

TV: Taylor saying "Thank you Aaron Dessner, Jack Antonoff, Joe,"

Fans: Who the fuck is Joe? Who the fuck Joe she thanked?

Fans: It's Joe Jonas???

SWIFTIES/TOE: Awww, she thanked Joe Alwyn all the time. She is so sweet. So romantic.

KAYLOR: She actually thanks Karlie's dog. Joe.

Karlie's FANS: She actually thanked our little baby. Levi Joseph. Our little Joe.


Martha: Who is Joe again? but, I like a cup of Joe in the morning.

Todrick: You sound erotic. Are you high right now, Martha? Who is the fucking Joe are you referring to?

Jack Antanoff: Hey guys, I want a cup of Joe too. I thought Taylor is referring to a dog.

Selena: I thought Joe Jonas for a second.

Joe Jonas: I would like to be excluded from this narrative. I am not that JOE.

Joe Biden: No, she actually thanks me. The president.


Karlie: Joe. Joe. Who the Fuck is Joe? is it our baby? Why you don't thank me? I am your muse.

Taylor: Opss, I always forget to say your name, dear. Again. 

Karlie: Okay, I will always forget to love you then. What is your name again? Oh, I forgot, I FORGOT YOUR NAME!

Joe Alwyn: Thank you back for the Grammy, Taylor. You flatter me.

Taylor: Anytime. But, don't tell anyone you can play the piano. Cause, I told the media that you can play it REALLY WELL and SING WELL. Plus you can WRITE beautifully, insightful, and meaningful LYRICS too. 

Joe Alwyn: Oh GOD. SHIT. I AM DOOMED.

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F.GIMAN
May 30 ,2021

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