69. I Can't Do Both

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Victoria Secret. 2013. Dressing room. Winter Night.

*Taylor Swift walks in with a shimmering dress*

Cara: I dare you to talk to her.  *Her lips smooches at Taylor's direction*

Karlie: *Karlie stares at Taylor*

Karlie:  I don't know what to say. *Fidgeting* *while looking at Cara's face*

Cara: Just be yourself, Karl.

Cara: Say something nice.

Karlie: Which one?

Karlie: I can't do both...

Cara: ANGRY FACE *JUST GO YOUR MOTHER CHUCKER* *GO* 🤬👉

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Walking toward Taylor. Walks. And Walks.

Standing in front Taylor.

Karlie: What brings you here? In London...

Taylor: What? Pleasure.. I mean performing tonight.  *Confused* *Laugh*

Karlie: Yeah, of course. You are a superstar. What a silly question. *Silly dummy you Karlie*

Taylor: What brings you here? Karlie Kloss right?

Karlie: Cara dare me to talk to you. *Opss* *spill the truth* *shaking her head*

Karlie: No! No, I means I am supermodel. I will walk in a Victoria Secret fashion show tonight. With this.... *Showing her new lingerie* *dance in front of Taylor* *shaking her boob*

Taylor: 😳😍

Karlie: 😏 proud

Taylor: *stare at Karlie's breast* *her cheek turn maroon* *taylor sipped her wine* *blushed*

Taylor: It's so hot in here. Don't you think? *Fan her face*

Karlie: No, I feel cold. I think It's going to snow tonight. Do you need a blanket or something?

Taylor: I need some space. No. I mean I need more wine. *Laughing loudly* *Act fool* *No, Act COOL not FOOL, dumbass*

Karlie: I am sorry. I always cross people's boundaries.

Taylor: No..No..Not in a bad away. Don't get me wrong. I think you are nice people.

Karlie: You are nice people too. *Admired Taylor's blue ocean eyes*

Karlie: *snap into reality* I gotta go do my makeup now. I don't want to disturb your wine rehearsal. *Laugh stupidly*

Karlie: By the way it's a PLEASURE to meet you Taylor Alison Swift.

*Did I just spill her full name?*
*Grinning*
*Shake Taylor's hand*

Taylor: PLEASURE is All Mine, Karlie Elizabeth Kloss.

*Taylor winked*
*Shake Karlie's hand*
*Did I just wink at her?*

Karlie:

What just happen? Karlie can't brain what just happen? All questions running around her head?

Did she just wink at me?
Did she know my middle name?
How? Did she know me?

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Karlie walks to Cara with blind stare.

Cara: What was that? Business meeting? Did you guys shake hands?

Karlie: Just put your shoes in mine.

Cara: Did you get her number?

Karlie: Oh No. I forget about that.

 I forget about that

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Baby Cara. Baby Karlie. Baby Taylor.

TO BE CONTINUE...

♣️ I saved all the dirtiest jokes for you.
F.GIMAN
(OCT 27,2022)

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