SWIFTXMAS Edition
Christmas Eve. Tribecca.
Karlie: Merry Swiftxmas, babe. *Smooch*
Taylor: Marry you Forevermore, Karlie! *Smooch*
Karlie: Babe, stop! You snicky.
Taylor: Stop what? Stop kissing you?
Karlie: No! Stop making my heart flutter.
Taylor: I will make sure you get heart attack.
Karlie: What?
Taylor: Wrong punchline.
Karlie: Babe, i cant believe this is the first Christmas with our twins. Alex and Kara.
Karlie: What did you get for them for their first Christmas? I see a lot of present here. There must from our fans, friends and families.
Taylor: Actually. I didn't buy anything.
Karlie: I thought you planned it for months.
Taylor: Yes I did.
Karlie: Then what happen?
Taylor: Last week, I walk in to the store. I look around and around. I just standing there. There was so much toys. Dolls. Legos. Trucks. Cars.
Karlie: and then what?
Taylor: I buy the toys store. I can't bring the store to our house. I can't wrap the whole store for our twins. What I am supposed to do?
Karlie: I think I see this film before. and I didn't like the ending.
Taylor: What? It's for their first investment.
Karlie: How about you just buy Disneyland, next time?
Taylor: That's a good Idea! How can't I think that?
Taylor: Next Swiftxmas, I will buy Alex and Kara, Disneyland. And I will rename it to Swiftland or Dreamland or Evermoreland or Wonderland. Or WoodValeLand.
Karlie: I married crazy hot mother fucker.
Taylor to Alex and Kara: Oh, Baby, Baby Merry Christmas to you.A/M: Alex is a boy and Kara is a girl. They are Kaylor Twin babies.
Their first Christmas
Alex (gens from Taylor) and Kara (gens from Karlie) in Kaylor Fanfiction.
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