25: Smoothies

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7AM in the Morning, Tribecca.

Taylor: Morning Babe, I feel exhausted. And sleepy. I have terrible night. I feel like I was hit by train.

Karlie: Morning, babe. Do you some smoothies to start your day?

(Mixing greenies on the blender)

Taylor: Yes please, Just NOT green smoothies, today, babe. Yikes!

Karlie: What do you like for your smoothies?

Taylor: I want a cup of Rihanna... a pinch of Beyonce and little sprinkle of Drake. So, I can start my day routine. Ohhh...and I would like Keira Knightley to be top of me. Topping. I means Topping. I wish she topping me. Not that I would. But, I wish she topping me.

Taylor: Can you get those smoothies for me baby?

Karlie: -:):!;&;"?! are you still drunk?

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