Kaylor Jokes Book II

37: Woodvale

3 months after the Evermore album coming up to the world.

Taylor: Babe, I got bad news and good news.



Taylor: Which one did you want to hear first?

Karlie: Hm... Good news first. I don't like bad news.



Taylor: I got a new album coming up!!!



Karlie: Wow, the new album again? I am so excited for a new era.


Karlie: Bad news?

Taylor: Bad news is my record label doesn't let me do it this time.

Karlie: WHYYY???????



Taylor: They said I put them too early. Too soon. Too much. They said I have to wait until next year to launch a new album. This year I already publish 3 new albums. I must let other artists get the spotlight too.


Karlie: Hey, why would they do that???? This is absurd!

Taylor: They said I will ruin the music industry if I never learn how to wait and be patient.

Karlie: What? Did they say that? Unbelievable. You are the music industry. There is no music industry if there is no Taylor Swift. Are they insane?

Karlie: Did they know if you're not coming up with a new album every 3 months, Your fans will go crazy? 

Taylor: I know. I make them like that. I am to blame.



Karlie: What are the new album names btw?

Taylor: Woodvale. It's just like folklore and evermore's brother. 



Karlie: Oh like Meredith, Olivia, and Benjamin. They are all siblings. 2 sister and 1 brother.

Taylor: Yeah, That is the idea.

Karlie:  I guess all the rumors are true that you would names your third sibling's album is Woodvale. It's all over the internet.

Taylor: Thanks to Tree Paine. She trying to come up with other plans to ruined my record label's plans. And make my fans going crazy and tweet it all over the world and keep pressure my record label to let me publish Woodvale as soon as possible.

Tree Paine: I only leak one photo. Thanks to your fans base. They can spot the easter egg. It really small font title album name Woodvale. Just around the corner of Evermore album.

Karlie: I guess we have to wait.

Taylor: Or don't.

Karlie: Why?

Taylor: Now I need to lie about it to my fans and media. That plan actually makes it worst. My record label wants to cancel that album. My record label still stands with their decission. NO WOODVALE FOREVER.

Karlie: WHAT?? NO WOODVALE....

Taylor: What can I do? Nothing left I can do.

Karlie: I have an idea. How about you publish with pseudonym. New album with fake name.

Taylor: Karl, did you know I can sue for copyright? Did you know how music industry work? I can't produce with my voice. Do you wish I can publish WOODVALE with my voice using fake name and wish didn't get sue by record label?

Karlie: Said it be leak by other person who get the access to WOODVALE album?

Taylor: Did you know who have the access? 

Karlie: Who?

Taylor: Only me. Taylor Alison Swift.

Karlie: Ok, what if you make other artist sing your songs on your album. You can invite famous singer to sing on your album. Whoever the hell you want. You will be producer. The songwriter. You can let all the singer using pseudonym if you want to be safe. Let the album be mysterious. 

Taylor: You really want WOODVALE to be alive.

Karlie: Whatever it takes. YES.

Wodvale by Jack Leopards and The Dolphine Club. 2023.

Track 1 -  West Village by Adele.
Track 2 - Memories by Lorde
Track 3 - Three Word by Sam Smith
Track 4 - Game You Play by Selena Gomez
Track 5 - Hide My Tears by Lena Del Rey
Track 6 - Beautiful Soul by James Bay
Track 7 -  Vintage Love by Ed Sheeran
Track 8 - Golden Dust By Alicia Keys
Track 9 - Eclipse By Beyonce
Track 10 - Saviors and Warriors By HAIM
Track 11 - Grey Until by Bon Iver
Track 12 - Sad Lovely by Jack Leopards and The Dolphine Club
Track 13 - Woodvale by Nils sjoberg