Kaylor Jokes Book II

10: Advice

Cara Del: I don't understand why couples want to go the couple therapy. sit there and listen to all the rubbish. The therapy sucks. I mean they waste their time and money.

Taylor: I think it therapeutic way to really know and learn our partner in more depth. Weakness and Strength of the relationship.

Martha: I agree.

Karlie: Yes, Cara. We waste our time and money going to a couple's therapy session. It never helps our relationship.

Taylor: Babe, it works for us.

Cara: Do you guys go to couple therapy together? Seriously.

Taylor: Yes. Don't judge us.

Martha: But, why? I thought you guys were so happy. Perfectly happy.

Karlie: We arent actually, to be honest. We feel like an ocean apart.

Taylor: Don't say that. We are not anymore. We better now.

Karlie: One time, we feel like we don't know each other anymore.

Martha: That's was normal. You already past your honeymoon phase. That's why you feel like that. 

Karlie: Are you my new therapist now? *annoy*

Taylor: No, it different. We still loved each other. But, we seem to lose connection. Losing the spark.

Cara: I've been there. I know the better solution.

Karlie: What? 

Cara: Just Break up and fall in love again. Cheat on each other. Make each other jealous. Do threesome or foursome. Switch partners. I do it all the time. It works for me like magic and we fall in love back.

Marthe: Crazy idea!

Taylor: Are you crazy? We will never break up. I cannot live without Karlie.

Karlie: Me too, babe. I will never leave Taylor.

Cara: At least it works for me. It did. I told you. I am the living proof.

Martha: That because you are a playgirl, Cara. Guys, don't take Cara's advice. She is mad. I think you guys should spend time together more. Have a long vacation. Have a deep conversation. You can go through it. You will get the spark back.

Cara: Take my advice. Break up. 

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3 months later.

Karlie breaks up with Taylor. Karlie date Joshua. Taylor date Joe.

Karlie: Promise me, you will still love me, Taylor. Are you sure you want to do this? You want a break-up. Maybe Martha was right that Cara's idea is terrible.

Taylor: It just 3 months. I promise. And then we will fall in love again like the first time. 

Karlie: I will miss you, Taylor. Don't forget about me. Are you sure, you want to break up with me? *asking to make sure* *crying like a baby*

Taylor: I don't know. I have a bad feeling about it.  We have to break up. That what Cara said. Break up and fall in love again. I will always love you, Karlie.*confused* *hesitated* 

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12 months later.

Karlie married Joshua. Taylor engaged with Joe.

Martha: What happened to them?

Selena: I don't know. is it true, Karlie was married now?

Martha: Yes. But not with Taylor. 

Todrick: Owh MY GOD. I really ship them together. Poor my girls. KAYLOR FOREVER!!!!! *crying*

Selena: I thought, they were happy together.

Martha: That what I thought. This is all your fault, Cara. What you have done?

Cara: What? I don't expect this is going too far. I said to them "break up and fall in love back. Get back together". Not break up and never get back together like ever.

Martha: Maybe they think, "Break Up and Fall in love with other"

Selena: What a shame, they must be fucked in the head?

Todrick: I really want to see their fantasy forest wedding.

Martha: I guess we never know.

Selena: I guess we never will.

Todrick: KAYLOR!!!!!!!!! *crying out loud*

I saved all the silliest jokes for you
F.GIMAN
May 29 ,2021