16: How ya doin'?

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Tribecca. Living Room. One Fine Day.

*Karlie passing by Taylor like wind-cold field shield glass.*

Taylor: How you doing, babe? How your day?

Karlie: If I want to know who you hanging out with, I would ask you.

Taylor: What's wrong?

Karlie: I saw you, Taylor. I saw you with him today.

Taylor: Who?

Karlie: I saw you dancing with his arms around your body.

Taylor: When did I-?

Karlie: You are laughing but the joke is not funny at all.

Taylor: What joke? What are you talking about?

Karlie: And It only took you 5 whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it.

Taylor: Pack you what? Lunch box?

Karlie: Holding all this love out here in the hall.

Taylor: Holding what????

Karlie: I think I've seen this film before but I didn't like the ending.

Taylor: Which film you didn't like the ending? Titanic? Cats? We can watch other movies, what do you like? Happy ending? Imagine Me and You. Period Romance? We can watch Carol, Portrait Lady on Fire, Dickinson, The Favourite, Pride & Prejudice. Romcom Christmas? Happiest Season, Love Actually. Erotic? We can watch Fifty Shades of Grey, Blue is the warmest color. Vampire? We can watch Twilight Series. Magic World? We can watch series of Harry Potter. Criminal Lesbian? We can watch Killing Eve, Orange is the new black. Superhero Bestfriend Lesbian? We can watch Supergirl. What film do you wanna see?

Taylor: Anything for you, babe.

*staring at Karlie's eyes waiting for her response* 

*Karlie intensely staring at Taylor*

Karlie: Those eyes add insult to injury.

*Karlie walk away from Taylor*

Taylor: So STEP RIGHT OUT!!!! There's no amount of crying I can do for you. I am not your problem anymore.

I saved all the silliest jokes for you
F.GIMAN
June 5, 2021

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