Taylor and Karlie attend the NFL Game.
Taylor's got a new game plan: making Karlie a bit envious.
Taylor: (after the game, gives Travis a theatrical kiss on the cheek) "Great game, Travis! Here’s your Champion kiss! 💋"
Karlie: (raising an eyebrow) "Oh, perfect. Wonderful! Fantastic! Champion kisses now? What’s next, the Oscars of kissing?"
Taylor: (grinning) "Just seeing if it’ll make you a tad jealous."
Taylor: (playfully) "So, are you feeling jealous yet? Just a tiny bit?"
Karlie: (sarcastically) "Totally. Watching you hand out kisses like party favors is exactly what I needed. Should I expect mine wrapped in glitter?"
Taylor: (laughing) "Travis gets Champion Kisses, but you get the Champion Ring—me!" (leans in for a kiss) 💋
Karlie: (smirking) "Better make it count! Or I might throw a private party on my yacht with someone who knows how to give me the spotlight."
Taylor: "Oh really? And who might that be?
Karlie: "Someone who doesn't rock a mustache that looks like it belongs in a vintage porno."
Taylor: "Yeah, I didn’t like it either. He looked like he was auditioning for a role as Super Mario."
Karlie: "More like he’s trying to bring back the ‘70s adult film look."
Taylor: "Speaking of bringing things back, I sincerely volunteer to do porno with you."
Karlie: Babe, keep it PG13 in here. We got young readers.
Taylor: Okay, I sincerely desperately horny volunteering to bake cookies with you.
Karlie: (laughing) "Your kitchen or mine?"
Taylor: "My Kar"
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...
