Kaylor Jokes Book II

46: If Album can talk

Taylor's album conversation.

One fine day early September.

Taylor's album on the chat group.

FEARLESS (old): My era was barely different from the debut.

1989 (old): Yeah, well mine was ruined by the media. My era pretty hash. But, thanks too that. I am the most popular album among the fans. My era was the greatest of all. Taylor love me more.

Lover: Hey, be grateful.At least you guys era was long. I didn't even get a full year.  I didn't even have my own fucking beautiful world tour festival. I am Taylor's most dream. I have no memory with Taylor's fans except pandemic. And just false hope  and fantasy dream for her fans. No one will remember me. 😭

RED: I am very sympathy for you, Lover. it's okay. I love all about your sweetness and rainbow. You are the best album Taylor's ever made. You are unique.

Lover: Aww, you are so sweet RED. Always good to me. And I am sympathy for you too, for almost winning the Grammy. The judges are too blind to see your kindness. For me, you deserve GRAMMY.

Reputation: I would like to be excluded from this narrative. I couldn't agree more with RED. Even, I don't give a fuck about all medias or nominations or awards. My era is my reputation. My reformation. MY REVOLUTION. I do what ever I want. What the hell I want. I am big snake. Who dont like me, I will bite them. My fans love me for that.

Evermore is typing.........

Evermore is typing...........

1minute later.

1989: What is Evermore trying to type? It must be long.

Evermore left group all sudden.

Taylor Swift: Why evermore left the group chat?

RED: Evermore??????

1989: Did I say something wrong or did she accidentally left the group?

Folklore: Guys, could you be more sensitive in here? Pay some respect before saying anything. Think about my twin sister. At least, you guys got your own era. Your magically era.

Folklore: Me and my sister? We born in the worst pandemic time. No concert. No era. Taylor made us in the most toughest time. We have nothing like yours. Our era have nothing like yours except our beautifully poetic lyrics.

1989: Folklore, you win Grammy too. So, chill up. What is the worst. Everyone adore you because of uniqueness. You are born different genre from us. Fans love you. Taylor loves you.

Folklore: My baby sister, Evermore is very sensitive.  She doesnt experience all of that. Nothing at all. She have nothing compared to us.

Folklore: So please. Show some mercy to her. She really confused in her existence in this world. She really thinks Taylor didn't love her and treat her for granted. She tell me, she wishes she ever experienced all of that. At least her own live acoustic show. Just her and Taylor Swift with the guitar. Just like me.

1989: Evermore was great album. I can denied. Willow was superb. I love willow.

Folklore: I know, I love Evermore too. But, she have low self esteem. She didn't believe herself. She thinks she is the worst album and worst era.

RED: No, RED is the worst album and worst era.

1989: Hey, don't say that. You are the great album all the time. REPUTATION was the worst era and worst album.

Reputation: Who cares!! I was the most grossing tour on the history of human. I collect more than 300Millions in 6 months. What can I say, I am wild card.

Fearless: Enough your snobbish era, Rep.  Back to topic, what can we do to cheer up Evermore?

Taylor Swift: Yeah, I think we need to do something to cheer up Evermore. 😥

1989: Now, I feel bad about her. Poor Evermore. Taylor must do something for Evermore. 😥

Fearless: Yeah, I feel bad about her too. Taylor couldn't make Evermore live for a sec in fans' life. I remember, Taylor release Fearless TV, Gasoline (Haim), Renegade (Big Red Machine), RED TV coming soon on Evermore's Era. As long as no 10th album, we are still in Evermore Era.

1989: I don't really know what era are we in right now? it's so confusing. What is even the definition of era?

Taylor Swift: Era in Taylor's dictionary. Era is time interval or duration between one generation to a new generation. Based on their full growth chart. From debut, secret sessions, concert, awards until new baby is coming.

1989: Thanks TS. I know what is era. No need further explanation.

Folklore: We must persuade Taylor to do something for Evermore. Before its too late.

Reputation: But, Taylor is so busy with her new baby rerecording stuff. She have no time for Evermore. All she care is rerecording. I heard she is doing 1989 TV right now with Jack.

RED: Yeah, I heard my RED Taylor's version is coming out this November. I think Taylor will do something on December. On winter season, because that Evermore's birthday. Maybe Taylor have surprise party for her. We never know. Evermore and Taylor share same birthday month. Of course, Taylor care about Evermore. Don't worry she will do something about  Evermore? TRUST HER.

Speak Now: Wow, 130+ messages. What did I miss? What party? Is Taylor throwing a party in December? If I invited? I love party. Dancing. I love dresses so much.

Taylor Swift: Speak Now, why you are so late for everything?

Speak Now: At least, I never late for a party. I remember, my era full of dancing, dresses, horses and fairy tales. I feel like Princess Cinderella. 💃💃💃💃

Folklore: Speak now, can you talk to Taylor. Ask her to do something on Evermore. I know you are close with Taylor. Cause Taylor produce you all by herself. All words. All melody. You must close to her.

Speak now: I WILL SPEAK TO TAYLOR NOW. I WILL DM HER RIGHT NOW.