Karlie in the morning.
Karlie: Babe, I can't scroll my social media. I think my Iphone was broke. Why all my social media turn all black? Nothing?
Taylor: (silent)
Karlie: Babe, look at my phone. See! What if someone does hack my phone? Fuck!!!! I can't open my IG, FB and Whatsapp except Twitter and Tumblr.
Taylor: (silent)
Karlie: Babe, did you hear what I'm saying?
Taylor: I didn't know it will turn out this way.
Karlie: What did you mean?
Taylor: Nothing.
Karlie: Babe, what did you doooooo???????
Taylor: Nothing, I call Mark to delete my post. I-I-----
Karlie: Who's Mark?
Taylor: Mark Zuckerberg.
Karlie: The Facebook's CEO? Why?
Taylor: I accidentally broadcast the pictures of our honeymoon randomly to all people. I meant to send some pictures to Tree Paine some pictures of work. I think someone hack my phone.
Karlie: But, you just can delete the pictures.
Taylor: I don't know how to delete the pictures. It was also the video.
Karlie: What video?
Taylor: Our sex tape in the kitchen that I secretly recorded using my Iphone.
Karlie: WHAT???? That WAS horrible!!!! We're f@#ked up. WE'RE DOOMED.
Taylor: I know, I am sorry. But it's all fine. Don't worry. Mark already delete it on their database server. They had shut down the system for awhile in order to prevent our pictures when viral and no one can share my post on social media worldwide.
Taylor: We are safe now. Our secret life are safe now. I give him a million to delete my post immediately.
Karlie: Babe, you are the reason the whole earth national communication social media black out??? For all countries? It is you!!!!
Taylor: I know. I will never broke the internet again. I promise. I never do that mistake again. I'm sorry.
Karlie:
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...
