Kaylor Jokes Book II

87: Karlie Kloss at The Eras Tour

Derek give Karlie's a ticket the Eras Tour Los Angeles. The last night of the tour. Karlie stare at her concert ticket on her hands.

Derek: Babe, take this. This is my birthday gift to you. I am sorry I can't get you VVIP ticket. This is probably aren't the best seat. This all I get. The fans resale to me. I already go with my husband.

Karlie just silent.

Karlie: I can't go, Derek. You know that. She doesn't want me there. Why should I?

Derek: Girllllll, you are seeing her as an artist, as a singer, NOT as a girlfriend or a wife. You are just a fans. Just normal fans. Go and have fun.

Karlie: But, I don't deserve this.

Derek: Go and support her Karlie. Go. Be there. I don't want you to regret later in life. This is your chance.

Karlie: What if she knows I was going to the show. She will hate it. She hates me remember. I am not her girlfriend anymore.

Derek: Who cares if she know you will attend the show?

Karlie: Oh, I care.

Derek: That's because you still in love with her.

Derek: What can she do? Drag and kick you out of the stadium? Band you from enter the stadium? Don't be ridiculous. She will never do that.

Karlie: Don't you know what she capable of? When she hates you, you will never expect what she will do to you.
Karma is her bestie.

Derek: I have two ticket here. So, you can pick any of you favorite person to go with. I am sorry I can't. I have work on that day. Gotta go. Muah. Love you. *kiss on the cheek*

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Karlie: Kimby, I have two extra ticket. Do you want to go?

Kimby: I already go. Sorry Karl, Taylor give me a VVIP pass. I can go any of her show.

Karlie: What? Kimby. I told you....

Kimby: Yeahh, she is not your girlfriend. I just need to stop seeing her. Bla. Bla. Bla. Whatever Karl.

Karlie: So, want to join me?

Kimby: I had a VVIP PASS. Why would I seat at far when I get a best seat?

Karlie: It's okay. I just give this to mey fans.

Kimby: What? Karl can just go by yourself. Wear a scarf or wear a sunglasses. No one know you were there. Its night. It's dark. Just go and have fun. Taylor will never know you were there.

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Karlie goes to the concert with her manager.
Everyone take a selfie and video of her. She is gorgeous with a white vest, jeans and adidas sport shoes.

Security: Excuse me. Hello, Miss Kloss, can you step aside and follow me right now?

Karlie: Where are you taking me? I am not doing anything illegal.

Security: I'm afraid, you need to follow me cause I got order from Miss Taylor Swift.

Karlie: From who?

Security: Miss Taylor Swift.

Karlie: She knows me here?

Security: I am definitely sure, She is aware of your present, ma'am. That's why she personally ordered me to escort you.

Karlie: Are you kicking me out?

Security: *slightly laughing at Karlie*

Security: No, ma'am. I will escort you to the VVIP Section.

Karlie: No, I have ticket. This is my seat. But, no thanks.

Security: Ma'am, I am sorry to say, but you are make a lot of distraction. See.

Everyone are looking at them. Flashing camera and recording her.

Security: I will not leave you here ma'am. Please come with me, ma'am.

Karlie: What if I say,I don't want to go to VVIP tent and just stay here. I am okay here.

Security: Taylor said, if I failed to escort you to VVIP Tent before the show start, I will get fired.

Karlie: She said that? Jesus Christ.

Security: Yes, ma'am. It was even terrified when she said it politely while she is smiling at me.

Karlie: I guess I have to follow you now. Let's go before anyone else get fired because of me.

Karlie: She never change. I thought she hate me.

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to be continue part 2 conversation Taylor and Tree Paine at the dressing room backstage.

♠️ I saved all the dirtiest jokes to you.
F. GIMAN
(10 Aug 2023)

HAPPY 1989 ERAS.