In the music room.
Karlie: So, I am so sorry babe. Can you forgive me just one time?
Taylor: The future 'ME' might give you a sense of forgiveness. (Taylor cross her arm and not looking at Karlie)
Karlie: Promise you won't write songs about this? (Try to make Taylor laugh)
Taylor: I am at right where you left me. Shoot!
Karlie: Fine, I made one mistake, Taylor. I made one mistake in order to protect you from all of this madness. But all you do is hurting me in an unimaginable way.
Karlie: I can't do this anymore, you staring out of the window and not talking to me. Ignoring me like this, like I am not your favorite town. I am your WEST VILLAGE.
Karlie: It just a silly mistake. It's nothing.
Taylor: Nothing??? Yeah, one mistake! But, I give you bazillion chances to confront that mistake. But what would you do? Nothing!!!!
Karlie: I am afraid okay! I don't want to hurt you.
Taylor: Let me ask you last, DID.....YOU...EVER......EAT....MY.......FUCKING.......DONUT? LAST MONTH THAT I PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE? OR DID OLIVIA OR MEREDITH EAT IT? ANSWER ME KARL????
Karlie: It's just one FUCKING DONUT. What is the big deal?
Taylor: BIG DEAL? NOT Just normal random DONUT. It's a limited edition DUNKIN' DONUT! Do you know how fucking hard I have to get it?
Taylor wrote a song about someone who stole her donut. Playing her guitar in the living room.
Last month I am pretty sure,
I put donuts on my fridge,
That I brought from Dunkin's,
But I found it missing the next morning,
I wonder who took it,
Probably my cats eat it,
or maybe my handsome neighbor stole it,
This morning,
Someone came to me,
Proof that she made one stupid mistake,
I don't know what she does,
Because I don't Fucking know what she does behind my back,
Did she ever eat my fucking donut?
(Taylor looking at Karlie)
MY DO....DOOOO.....NUTTTTS..
MY DO....DOOOO.....NUTTTTS..
MY DO....DOOOO.....NUTTTTS..
MY fucking DONUTS,
She makes me going NUTS,
Without my Fucking DONUTS...
I need My DO..DO....NUTS...
I need My DO..DO....NUTS...
She eat My DO..DO....NUTS...
My Fucking DONUTS.
Taylor strumming her electric guitar......
Karlie looking at Taylor.
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...
