51: Tumblr is dead

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2021.

Fans 1: It's been a year, Taylor didn't Taylurking us on Tumblr. Taylor make Tumblr dead.

Fans 2: Taylor using Tiktok now. Because your people turn to TikTok. Not Tumblr anymore.

Fans 3: Taylor let Tumblr dies.

Taylor Swift. Fine day.

TAYLOR SWIFT (Taylor Nation) on Tumblr: Hey, guys! Taylor Swift can't come through the phone right now. Oh, cause she isn't dead. She just busy with REP re-recording. She said she miss you guys so much. She will Taylurking you guys on this 22 November 2022. See you guys on 2 months from now. Start counting down. 58 days, 13 hours, 13 minutes and 13 seconds. 🐍🐍 🐍



Tumblr CEO to Taylor Swift: Thank you for saving us.

Taylor Swift: What are friends for? This is my bank account. I like to buy some share in your company.

Tumblr CEO: How much? 13% enough?

Taylor Swift: YES. 

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