Kaylor Jokes Book II

88: Romanticize everything - ALBUMS

313 days lockdown pandemic. 2021

Taylor Swift woke up in the morning. Early in the morning. At the balcony. Staring out the window.

Taylor: What a beautiful morning. Hello Sunshine! Hello New York. The sun shines so bright it never blinds me.

Taylor walks downstairs to her living room.

5 minutes ago.

Horn...Horn...(car's horn) ...Grilling something...Crying baby...People screaming...

Taylor: All the sound reminds me of the hectic life of the busiest city in the world. Which am I living in? How busy people get up in the morning to fulfill their dreams. I am so excited to go to the studio today. To write as many new songs as I can dream of. New outstanding bridges. My heart pounded so fast even when thinking about that.

Tree Paine: Taylor, I called today to inform you that.

Taylor: What's it, Tree?

Tree: Your Evermore Album not listed or nominated for the Grammy Album of the Year. You don't get any nominations for Evermore.

Taylor: I think, it's KARMA.

Tree: Why do you say that?

Taylor: Because KARMA is supposed to be the album title, not EVERMORE

Tree: Don't Say that. Evermore is the best album. Despite all the pandemic's albums. Despite all the folklore successful era. Evermore stands alone at a different level. I love Evermore.

Taylor: It's okay Tree. I already wrote 313 songs for my new albums. I am SO excited for my fans to listen to it. Tree, can I launch an album this year? Not once, but Thrice in one year. Is it possible?

Tree: What? I never heard anyone do that.

Taylor: I need to keep my mental health. I need to release it despite whatever you said.

Tree: By coming out with 3 albums at once? I don't think your record label will allow that again. After Evermore tragedy. 

Taylor: I called them already, and they said Fuck it, I can do whatever I want. 

Tree: But you will break the music industry.

Taylor: I will save it. Believe me, Tree.

Tree: No one put an album out during the pandemic. Only you. But not just one album. But another 3 brand new albums. INSANE, Taytay. INSANE.

Taylor: I am Taylor Fucking Swift. I am the MUSIC INDUSTRY. 

Tree: Anything you say. What is your album's name?

Taylor: KARMA. WOODVALE. GIRLS. with 33 songs each in it. All my new unreleased songs ever.

KARMA: 33 songs (30 SONGS, 3 DELUXE) - Pop Rock Funky.
1. Karlie What You Want (Kaylor's Version)
2. Victoria Secret
3. All the Girls I Fuck Before
4. Captain Marvel
5. When she is Zoe Kravitz
6. Sunshine
7. Daisy
8. Big Sur 
9. You are My West Village
10. High heels and Red Lipstick
11. Dinner at her house
12. Make her jealous
13. Baby Girlfriend
14. Girl from St. Louis
15. Crooked Teeth
16. Dazzling Haze
17. She called me Bunny!
18. Taylena
19. Saylor Moon
20. Screaming "You're Gay"
21. Black and White
22. Marry her, Betty
23. Betty says Yes!
24. James
25. Augustine
26. Orange Dress
27. Red Roses
28. She's devil
29. Ear piercing
30. Bedroom Door

Deluxe KARMA:
31. You love like a Devil
32. Sleep with the Devil
33. Princess Dianna

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