Taylor: Arghhhhhhh!!! FORKKKK!!!! (Slamming the phone off to soft cozy comfort couch)
Taylor: I hate people!!! Why they are so mean? Damnit!
Karlie: Hey Babe, what's going on?
Taylor: Read this. They said I am fat. Am I that fat?
Karlie: (reading the news blog)
Taylor Swift is pregnant or did she hide her pregnancy? Or Did she just gaining some weight? Because of the pregnancy? She looks so hot damn mama.
(picture of Taylor wearing a baggy clothes)
Karlie: Oh? you are fine! You just have big belly here and there. So what? But, You look pretty. Plus they compliment your looks. "Hot Damn Mama."
Karlie: Yeah, you really looks good Hot MAMA that I want to get laid all night.
Taylor looking at Karlie with smaller eyes. 'Really' type kinda eyes. 👀
Karlie throwing pillow at the sofa. Smashing the pillow.
Karlie: They told you that? Fat?? Pregnant? How dare they body-shaming woman like that? It's so forking insane! What? Are we still in early 50s?
Karlie: Coward! Dirty little bitch. Ass-eater. Dirt-hole. Squirrel nuts. Buttholer. Chicken wings with no hot sauce. Pizza with pineapple and cheezy balls. Eat-balls. Psycho with panic with the Disco.
Taylor: Wow!? Slow down cowboy. Where was that coming from? That's more comforting. So random -
Karlie: Thanks. (Exhale long breaths)
Taylor: You can stop swearing now, babe.
Karlie: Are you okay now? (Heavy breath)
Taylor: Yes, but are you?
Karlie: Yeah cool! I feel relieved. (Still catching up breaths)
Taylor: and I feeling confused.
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...
