Kaylor Jokes Book II

78: June Bates

Winter Morning somewhere.

Coffee brew smells in the air. Snowing outside. By the window, there is Meridith purring.

I love the smells of coffee early in the morning.
My cat  is purring in my lap.
The wintery snow outside.
It reminds me of her.

Taylor closes her notebook. Sipping her coffee. Looking outside. Wondering about life.

Suddenly.

Karlie: What are you writing, babe? *Kiss Taylor's head* *sitting beside Taylor*

Taylor: Some random thought. Nothing much. *Smile at her wife*

Karlie: Let me read. *Grab Taylor's notebook*

Taylor: Be my guest. I swear it was just stupid.

Karlie: *read out loud*

I love the smells of coffee early in the morning.
My cat is purring in my lap.
The wintery snow outside.
It reminds me of her.

*Karlie laughing and then stop. Glaring at Taylor.*

Karlie: No, No....this is really sound stupid, babe. You can't just keep blabbing like that. It must be poetic not direct.

Taylor: It is supposed to be random thought not a poem. Duhh.

Karlie: Are you really thought you were June Bates.?

Taylor: Which I AM Obviously NOT. I SWEAR I'M NOT JUNE BATES.

Karlie: You wish you were June Bates. Aren't you?

Taylor: No, how many fucking times I said I AM NOT JUNE BATES. Very fucking time. You and my fans are the same.

Karlie: Because you DON'T even have that potential, babe?

Taylor: What potential?

Karlie: Being a June Bates. Dumb Ass.

*Karlie closes Taylor's Notebook and left*

Taylor: what's your problem???

Karlie: I am fucking knew it You are not JUNE BATES. I AM HER FANS OF HER WORKS.

Karlie: Don't you read her poems?

Taylor: Yes. I have.

Karlie: So, do you like it?

Taylor: I can say, I am a fan of her art works. but, as you say, it is a little bit direct and Shadowing my works.

Karlie: She will never. How could you say that?

Taylor: I don't want to judge her. But I am pretty sure. I wrote lavender haze months ago. And suddenly 5 days before Midnights album come out. She launch her second book "Lavender Haze". Are you suspicious?

Karlie: everyone can write anything they want too. She is fucking genius.

Taylor: Last time I check, only you, jack, aaron know about my work. No one know about Lavender Haze.

Karlie: Not only you can wrote a Lavender Haze. Anyone can write a poem. You just jealous of her success.

Taylor: I made a millions just selling a songs. June Bates can never be at my level.

Karlie: Yeah, she will never be at your level. At least, her words are true. Not you. You can never even declare our relationship public. Coward.

Taylor: My words are true too...

Karlie: Yeah???? Like too true??? You wish Taylor. You wish. Talk to me when you put my name on your song.

Taylor:  *silent* *what just happened* *how this conversation turns to this roast*

Taylor: *Pufff...I thought she got ME for sec*