Kaylor Jokes Book II

11: BEACH

Summertime.

Taylor to Cara: I love the BEACH.

Karlie looks into the internet and searches the article.

A Week Later.

Taylor: Hi, Karlie. What's up? Wow, what happen to your style?

Karlie: Fuck off you motherfucker.

Taylor: Karlie? You hurt my feeling.

Taylor to Martha: Karlie was being rude to me these days. I don't know why.

Martha: She said to me that she wants to be a bitch. She said you love bitch. I think she wants to impress you.

Cara: I think she overhears us. Taylor loves the beach. NOT BITCH, BITCHES.

Martha: You being a bitch, Cara.

Taylor: Stop all the beach-bitch-bitches thing. Where is Karlie right now?

Martha: I heard now she hangout with all the bikers and the punk.

Taylor: WHAT????

Martha: Look at her Instagram stories. She got a new double ear piercing. They went to the tattoo house. I know this place. Save her Taylor.

Cara: She looks badass gorgeous. I want her to get a tattoo. WHOA.

Tattoo house shop.

Taylor: Karlie, I love the beach not the bitch. Stop ruined yourself.

Karlie: Huh? What the bullshit you talking about? Asshole.

Taylor: B.E.A.C.H. NOT B.I.T.C.H. You can stop the cursing now, Karl.

Karlie: Owh! Thank God, finally. I almost got a tattoo of your name.

Taylor: Awwww. Karlie, so sweet of you. But, you will regret it later. So, don't. At least you had nice short punk hair.

Karlie: And new double ear-piercing.

Taylor: It looks cool to me.

Karlie: Do you want to go to the BEACH with me? I know places.

Taylor: Yes. I do.

Martha to Cara: They are so stupid right.

Cara to Martha: Stupid for love. We all sucker for love.

Martha: I wish I am stupid too.

Cara: You always stupid, Martha.

Martha: I am not stupid I just wish I am stupid.

I saved all the silliest jokes for you
F.GIMAN
May 30 ,2021