Tribecca. NYC.
Karlie: Why you hate him so much?
Taylor: Cuz he took everything from me. My master album. He basically buying my life that I put my sweat, blood, and tears on it. Can you see, Karl? He ruined my life.
Karlie: But, they never took me away from you. I am your life. I am here, babe.
Taylor: No, That's the difference, babe.
Karlie: Your music is more important than me?
Taylor: Yeah! Obviously.
Karlie: Ok, Fine! you know what? I will get your album back no matter what?
Taylor: You can't Karlie. I've tried.
Karlie: Watch me!
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A few months later.
"Scooter Clown sold again Taylor Swift's Master Catalogue to another private investment company for 400 million dollars. We never know who will own all Taylor's master next?"
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Tribecca. NYC.
Taylor crying to Tree Paine: I guess I will never get my album back.
Tree Paine:
Karlie: Don't worry. I already settle it.
Taylor: What settle? My album is still somebody's hand that I don't know.
Karlie: I brought it back for you. All of it.
Taylor: What? Don't joke to me like that. Now, it cost 400 Million dollars. You don't have that much money.
Karlie: Yes, all of them. I brought it. All 6 albums. I got ya back, babe.
Taylor: *Suspicious* Where you get that all the money, Karl? What did you do? How?
Karlie: I sold myself.
Taylor: What?!! Did you sell yourself for 400 million? Are you insane? Don't sell your organ!
Karlie: I am quite valuable, you know. *kissing her both biceps*
Taylor: Who wants to buy you, Karl?
Karlie: Joshua Kushner.
Taylor: That gay guy? Seriously?
Karlie: He said if I agree to marry him. I will get to buy all your master.
Taylor: So, How long the contract? 1 year? 2 years? 3 Years?
Karlie: There's no black and white contract. Basically like forever until I die.
Taylor: You what? FUCK Karlie, now I have two more problems to solve. I lost 2 valuable things in the glimpse of an eye. You wreck all my plans.
Karlie: Atleast, your master safe with me. I get your music back. I OWN YOU NOW.
Taylor: But, I don't want to lose you, babe.
Karlie: Sometimes, you can't win both. Some to loss. Some to win.
Karlie (monologue to herself): I want to OWN you, Taylor. You always tolerate me. You always put your music first. I always the second place. You are mine, now. I want the world to know that you are mine. I own you.
Taylor (monologue to herself): I guess I can never win this war.
I saved all the silliest jokes for you
F.GIMAN
June 8, 2021
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...
