Kaylor Jokes Book II

26: Crush

New York City.

Karlie: Tay, quick question.

Taylor: What?

Karlie: Can someone who is married or committed in relationship- have a crush on someone else. Is that possible?

Taylor: I guess, it's normal. As long as they honest with each other and don't cheat behind their partner back.

Taylor: Why you asking anyway?

Karlie: Cause I think, I have crush on someone.

Taylor: Who is the lucky man?

Karlie: You don't need to know.

Taylor: Who is it, Karlie? Someone I know.

Karlie: Yeah, you know that person really well.

Taylor: Do tell. Who is that person?

Karlie: That person is she.

Taylor: She? You mean her. A Girl? Not a Man?

Karlie: Yeah, not a man.

Taylor: Okay. You have a girl crush.

Karlie: Yeah. Obviously.

Taylor: Did I know her?

Karlie: I told you, you really know her. Well.

Taylor: Wait? Me?

Karlie: You? No of course not. You? Why would I have crush on you? Bitch. Dumbass. Butthead. (Laugh).

Taylor: Chillax, don't need to curse me. I was just kidding. Who is that lucky girl?

Karlie: She is amazing, beautiful soul. Idk. When I saw her, she have cool vibe. Long blonde hair. Her ocean blue eyes. I really like her. She is amazing.

Taylor: I said, who is that girl? Not, describing her. Do I really know her?

Karlie: Yeah. You know her.

Taylor: You should ask her on a date?

Karlie: Date? Idk if she want to going out with me?

Taylor: Just one normal dinner. You and her. That will be fine.

Karlie: but, idk if she want. She have a boyfriend.

Taylor: So what? You just want to have a fine dinner with her. Not like you wanna sleep with her. Right? Do you wanna sleep with her, Karl?

Karlie: Ofcourse NOT. just one dinner with her would be enough.

Taylor: Right. Go and ask her.

Karlie: Do you wanna grab dinner tonight? Taylor.

Taylor: Dinner. Tonight. Sure. Let me call Tree Paine to cancel all my meeting for the whole week.

Karlie: The whole week? Wow, are you going somewhere?

Taylor: We never know what will happen after dinner tonight? I prepare for trouble. Maybe I was planing staying at Big Sur for the whole weekend. We never know what I am gonna do in my head.

Karlie: Just to mention, it really Not You, that I have crush on.

Taylor: I know.

Taylor: Just incase something will happen tonight.