Kaylor Jokes Book II

81: When God has another plan for KAYLOR

This is God's narrator. This is the chapter when God has another plans for these two girls named Taylor Alison Swift and KARLIE Elizabeth Kloss.

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Karlie Kloss: I am straight women. I will never love a women. I sure I am straight as hell. I love man. I love dick.

Taylor Swift: I swear to myself. I will NEVER fall in love again after my break up with Dianna. I don't believe in True Love. I decided. I want to focus on my career. I want to be a legendary singer songwriter.

Narrator: One fine day. Taylor Swift was swamped with a hectic lifestyle with recording a new album, songwriting, dance practice, writing new ideas for a song, collaborating with a new potential producer, tour routine rehearsal.

One day Karlie walks in.

Karlie: Hey Tay, Wants to hang out?

Taylor: Sure, I am free for the whole year. I don't have nothing to do. Where do you want to go?

Karlie: Before that, just so you know, I don't like any attachments. Can you do that?

Taylor: You means no attachment or no heart feelings?

Karlie: No feelings, No attachment what so ever. Just having fun.

Taylor: Is FUN including SEX?

Karlie: Yes, if you want it.

Taylor: Okay then, I can commit with Just for FUN.

Karlie: Friend?🤝🏻

Taylor: With Benefits. 🤝🏻

Narrator: So they live Happily Ever After.

Narrator: UNTIL SOMEONE COMES INTO THEIR LIFE. ENEMY WHO JEALOUS OF THEIR LIFE. AND THE GIRLS ARE FALL IN  LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.

Karlie: Josh, proposed to me last night. What would I do?

Taylor: What you say to him? You saying yes?

Karlie: I accept his proposal.

Taylor: You says yes?

Karlie: Yes.

Taylor: What can I say? *speechless with Karlie decision*

Karlie: So, what happen now?

Taylor: I guess we need to stop seeing each other.

Karlie: No, I still wants to see you. Everyday.

Taylor: You will be someone wife, Karl.

Karlie: And You will be my wife.

Taylor: You said no attachment. We can break up anytime we wants. No heart feelings.

Karlie: Who rules was that?

Taylor: You made it.

Karlie: I made the rules. I can break it.

Narrator: Karlie decides to marry Joshua but still seeing Taylor behind his back.

Taylor: What if Josh found out about us?

Karlie: I think he will burn the house.

Taylor: You taught me a secret language that I can't speak with anyone else.

Karlie: You shown me color that I can't see with anyone else.

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Narrator: Little did they know, they start with a friend and turn into a lover in a glimpse of an eye.

Taylor: Tom Hiddleston was proposed to me last night. He said he can't stop thinking about me and wants me to be his wife.