Tribecca, New York City.
Karlie: What is your spirit animal, babe?
Taylor: Fox.
Karlie: Why you want to be a fox?
Taylor: Because fox love to run and hide. I love to run and hide from the media. I like to chase you and hide from you. I like bait and switch kinda thing.
Karlie: Like you doing right now. Bait and Switch. Hot and Cold. Love me and then Hate me. It's a bit confusing sometimes.
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Cara Del: I thought Taylor's spirit animal is Snake. Bite, twist, and injecting the venom into people.
Abigail: I thought her spirit animal is Unicorn. Rare and Unique. Magical, Mythical, and Mystical creature.
Martha: I always knew her spirit animal is Turtle. She always loves to wear a turtle-neck shirt. Hiding in their own shell when everything scares her.
Selena: I thought her spirit animal is Dog. Loyal and fun. But love kissing and licking other people without any reason. Always want attention. She is an attention seeker sometimes.
Lily: I always thought your spirit animal is an Elephant.
Taylor: Elephant? I am not that fat.
Lily: You are like an elephant. A big creature who loves big dreams.
Taylor: I don't want to be fat like an elephant.
Karlie: I thought your spirit animal is Cat. Furry, Fuzzy, Fussy, Curious, Purry, Long-Haired, Lovable, and have 9 lives, 3 era she plays, 3 era she strays, 3 era she stays.
Taylor: What do you mean I have 9 lives?
Karlie: First 3 era you are playing. Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now. Musical Play Era. A lot of dancing, dresses, prince, and princess.
Karlie: Next 3 eras you are straying. Red, 1989, Reputation. You are confusing to find your real identity who you really are and then you decide to explore and experiment in your music with every genre. You are trying everything that you think you are.
Karlie: Next 3 last eras, finally you are home, babe. Lover, Folklore, and Evermore. Now, you know, what is your strength. You find your main strength in your life and your music, you find your REAL identity. You found the REAL TAYLOR SWIFT. You found your TRUE LOVE. You found ME. You are finally home, babe.
Taylor: *Speechless* *she knew everything about me more than I am*
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Taylor: What is your spirit animal, Karl?
Karlie: Mine is Lion. I am LEO. I always have this rage, anger, passionate feeling inside of me. I am eager to win everything. I am eager to win your heart. Cuz, I am the KING OF YOUR HEART. *wink*
Taylor: But, you know lion don't have friends. Karlie, you cannot always win. Never wield such power, you forget to be polite.
Karlie: You know, Lion is a version of a big cat.
Taylor: So then, you are my pet.
I saved all the silliest jokes for you
F.GIMAN
June 3, 2021
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Kaylor Jokes Book II
FanfictionThis is the second book series of Kaylor Jokes FanFiction. Thanks to readers who read my first series. Hope you enjoy the collection of Kaylor Jokes and Kaylor's Art Work that I collect on the internet. I love Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss SO so muc...
