75: YOYOK 😄

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One Fine Day. New York City. Jack Antonoff studio.

Taylor: Jack, you can't believe this. I have an idea about this song.

Taylor plays YOYOK for Jack for the first time

Jake: Okay..sound fun dance song..

Taylor: I wrote this last night based on your funky music arrangement you gave me.

Taylor: it's called YOYOK

Jake: Yoyo????

Taylor: No, YOYOK. You're on your own, kid.

Jake: Cool!  Cool!! YOYOK..

Taylor: I want to put it on Track 5 for sure.

Jake: Track 5??? Why? Isn't it suppose to be vulnerable and sad songs? Like this is funky dance song...

Taylor: Yeah, i suppose. But you can dance and then cry little after that...

Jake: I don't think it is fit to be on Track 5.

Taylor: so, listen to the Bridge

Taylor: Here is the better bridge..how about this...*excited* *read the lyrics on her music book*

Taylor:  From sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes 😃

Taylor: I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this😃

Taylor: I hosted parties and starved my body, Like I'd be saved by a perfect kiss😘

Taylor: The jokes weren't funny, I took the money, My friends from home don't know what to say 😁

Taylor: I looked around in a blood-soaked gown And I saw something they can't take away 😃

Taylor:  'Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned
Everything you lose is a step you take 😁

Taylor: So, make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it
You've got no reason to be afraid 😃

Taylor: so, how about that.... *Looking at jack for comment*

Jack: 😨

Taylor: 😃 smile brightly *excited* *happy*

Jack: Why you sound so fucking happy when you sing those lyric like it was...?

Taylor: What?

Jack: Like you were fucking happy when it was fucked up bridges I had ever heard...for my entire life..

Jack: I thought Tolerate It, was most fucked up Track 5  *sobbing* 😭

Jack: TAYLOR 😭😭😭😭 this is sad...

Taylor: but I put it funky beat dance song ..so it wouldn't sound so sad....

Taylor: The outro would be like this..

Taylor: You're On Your Own, Kid.

Jack: Am I??? 😭 *Sobbing*

Taylor: *hugging Jack shoulder*

Taylor: You always have been..

Jack: You're right 😭 I always have been these hellish years...alone...

Taylor: Oh boy, Jack, I dont mean too...make you...

Jack: I guess, I got so much trauma and scar doesn't heal...*punching her chest* *crying* *but don't why*

Taylor: So, are we good to record this now? 😃

Jack: Hell NO!!! i gonna cry a little and come back to you... 😭😭😭

Taylor: How about we record Maroon first?

Jack: is it a happy song?

Taylor: hmmm, I'm not quite sure about this one either.. you must listen it first and then decide..

Jack: Sounds complicated to explain right?? I guess it was fucked up song too...😭😭😭😭😭😭

Taylor: but, I guess it was...

Jack: I don't feel record anything today or maybe a week?

Taylor: Okay, it's okay. I go to Aaron.. You're good, bro? Are you really okay, bro? *To make sure he's okay before she leaves the studio*

Jack: NO, TAYLOR!!!!!!! Of course NOT! *Sobbing while thinking all about his childhood trauma and wondering about his adolescent* *question his existence*

Jack: NO, TAYLOR!!!!!!! Of course NOT! *Sobbing while thinking all about his childhood trauma and wondering about his adolescent* *question his existence*

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P/s: now you know why Anti-Hero have Jack's Version? He is fucking hurt art bro.

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