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Kung May Pera, May Jowa!

Kelan ba nauso ang magjowang mismatched?

Unfair talaga si Kupido pagdating sa pag-ibig! Andaming mismatched pairs! Halimbawa, kabalyero nagkajowa ng kabayo? 'Yong tipong isang gwapong lalaki tas kaholding hands ang gf niyang mukhang ewan o di kaya'y isang magandang babae na kasama ang boy sa mansion este boyfriend.

Ang matindi, may nakasabayan akong customer sa LBC na magjowang Adonis at Pegasus. Isang kabalyerong may kasamang kabayo.

Deadma na ako dapat eh, but the gay horse body-checked me na parang tingin-titig ni Claudia Buenavista kay Yna Macaspak. Sa isip ko, "I was there to pay the Meralco and Sky cable bill while he-she or IT was there to pay his boyfriend's post paid phone bill".

Now who looks cheap?

It made me conclude tuloy na ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE. YES IT IS. Kapag chaka ang jowa ng isang good looking guy, marahil ay mayaman si ate or si kuya. Tutumbasan yan ng ibang bagay. Last reason will be, MABAIT SI KUYA/ATE.

Sa kaso ng bakla at ng jowa niyang gwapo, IISA LANG ANG RASON NA ALAM KO. Empleyado ng PAL si kuya... isa siyang PALAMUNIN. Call me JUDGEMENTAL AND BITTER, but it's the truth. Never nainlove ang isang tao sa isang hayop. Even in fairytales. Wala pa akong alam na fairytale na binili ng Disney na ang tema ay Horse-Prince love story. Yes, a princess kissed a frog but that frog was a prince and not a horse. Andami kong nasabi... blame this horse na kanina pa nang-iinggit. Sus and bitter ko!

So leaving the horse story behind, the LBC teller called my attention by saying "MERALCO!"
With a brain carrying stupidity, I responded with my lips pouting. Alam na. Another awakened bitch is coming his way. "A hundred and thirty five pesos for the Meralco bill and three hundred 65 for the sky cable" I blew with a point of precision as I hand him my payment. Hindi nakaimik si kuya and I saw the other teller raising her right seemingly fading eye brow (kakabunot naging two thousand na lang kilay ni ate). I raised my bitchy eyebrows (hindi ako marunong magraise ng single eye brow. Paki mo?) and faked a smile. BAMBOOZLE! Talo si ate sa kapangyarihan ng dalawa kong kilay.

So done paying my bills, I saw the ugly unmatched couple staring at me. Deadma lang. Walang happy ever after sa isang kabayo at poor prince charming.

Iba na talaga ang nagagawa ng pera... or ng kabaitan. Too bad I don't have both of it or I have it but I just don't wanna share it. "I have the money and I'm kind but I'm not too generous giving it to people I just met. This brings me back to the idea na hindi pa talaga ako nagkakaroon ng serious relationship dahil BITCH ako at komplikado ang buhay ko. No one would love a complicated bitch. IKR. Hahaha (witchy laugh). Kahapon pa 'tong sawi sa pag'ibig na drama ko... CAN ANYONE SAVE ME FROM MY MISERABLE LOVE STORY BECAUSE CUPID IS DEAD?

Anyway, going home... alam mo na kung anong ginawa ko. NP: TITANIUM (LASLAS lalamunan)

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