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Severus: Kill them all
Lily: Now wait a minute! Sev no
Severus: Ugh fine, Hermione can live. It wouldn't be wise to kill the only other person with a brain
Lily: That's not what I meant sev
Severus: Well it's what I meant
Lucius: so if you won't kill does that mean you'll kiss or marry her
Severus: No, well ok I'll kiss her hand in good gesture
Lily: That's sweet
Severus: Meh, you answer
Lily: Well I kiss harry on the cheek, um I'll kiss them all on the cheek. I wouldn't marry any of them
Evan: So you won't murder them either?
Lily: No I will not
Severus: Lucius
Lucius: I'll shake Harry's hand, kiss Hermione's hand, and murder Ron
Evan: Lol
Severus: Haha
Lily: What's with you people against redheads?
Lucius: You're all demons who need to be sent back to hell
Evan: You've been hanging out with Severus to much man
Lucius: I know
Severus: I speak nothing but the truth
Lily: Is this because I ran in heels?
Severus: YOU DIDN'T EVEN STUMBLE NOT ONCE! PLUS YOU WERE RUNNING ACROSS A BUNCH OF ROCKS!!!! FUCKING HOW DID YOU NOT FALL!!!!
Evan: Magic
Severus: MAGIC MY ASS!!
Lily: Lmfao
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
