In the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them
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Severus: I don't know Dougal or Augusta so I'd marry and kiss Alice and I guess kill them both.
Lily: I gotta agree with Sev on this one, sorry
Mulciber: I'd kill them all
Lily: Of course you would *rolls her eyes*
Evan: Honesty Mulciber only cares about Severus and Avery
Mulciber: I don't like admitting he's right but he is
Severus: Is anyone else tempted to go ask Professor McGonagall for a picture of her former fiancé?
Evan: I am
Lily: Do not!
Barty: I'll do it
Evan: Do it barty! Do it for the people!
Lily: Nooooo!
Severus: Yes!
*Barty runs off to find McGonagall and Lily chases after him*
Mulciber: I feel like Barty is gonna die
Evan: He'll die for a noble cause
Severus: Barty is a good friend
*After several minutes Lily and Barty return*
Severus: So how'd it go?
Barty: I got detention
Evan: You got detention for asking for a photo?
Lily: No, he got detention because he brought McGonagall ex fiance and refused to explain how he knew about him to her considering she never talks about her personal life
Evan: Ah, that's fait
Severus: Did you get a photo?
Barty: No, but she showed me the one she has of him in her office
Barty: He's a decent looking guy, very plain and simple looking, I wonder how he won her ever and now I wonder how he lost her
Mulciber: You could ask
Barty: I will, Me and Lily will be joining her for tea
Severus: Really?
Lily: Yup *smiles*
Barty: Hey Severus, you know how to read minds right?
Severus: Legilimency, yes, why?
Barty: So can look into my mind and see the picture, I know it'll bug you not knowing something you want to know
Evan: Look like Mul and Lily got competition~
Lily: Hmmm
Mulciber: *stays silent*
Barty: Competition for what? what's happening?
Severus: Nothing Evan is being a menace, anyways Barty I don't have to look into your mind, I can go speak with McGonagall myself, but thank you for the offer
Barty: You're welcome *smiles*
Mulciber: Barty I might kill you
Barty: I have a will in my school trunk
Barty: I would also like my death to unsolvable please
Mulciber: Deal
Severus: ....why- why do you have a will?!
Barty: There are a lot of dangerous people who hate my family because of my father, this is not the first death threat we've received and it will not be the last
Lily: Ok! Ok! Ok! Hang on! No one is getting murdered!! We're supposed to playing a game!
Mulciber: Boooo
Evan: Oh yeah, I forgot about that
Barty: Oooo! What game are we playing?
Severus: Kiss, Marry, Kill
Severus: We're given three names and we have to decide who to kiss, marry, or kill
Mulciber: And sometimes we actually do end up murdering people
Barty: Ooooo!!! Can we kill my father?! Please!!!
Evan: I'm certain after this, your father will become an option, so yes we can kill your father and we will, don't you worry Barty
Barty: yay!!
Lily: Does everyone in slytherin got father issues or something?
Mulciber: Yes
Lily: I'm gonna go find a therapist for you all
Severus: no thank you
Mulciber: Excuse me I'm gonna go get arrested
Lily: You will not!!
Mulciber: Watch me
*Mulciber runs off and Lily chases after him*
Evan: you'd think she'd let him inorder to keep Sev to herself
Barty: That be a bitch move but smart
Severus: I don't want Mul to get arrested
Evan: And that is why she plans on stopping him
Barty: I don't get it
Evan: mul and Lily both like sev and will do what it takes to keep him happy even tho they hate eachother
Barty: Ah, is that why you said they had competition?
Evan: Yes *smiles*
Barty: Let it be known I'm into blondes and Severus knows this
Severus: I do, you rant to me about all the time
Evan: Ha!
Barty: I can't help it! Besides you're the only one who actually listens
Severus: I find it rather amusing, plus you help me gather potion ingredients whenever I ask so it's only fair
Barty: Hehe I like going into the woods
Evan: Didn't you get lost in there for like two days once?
Barty: We don't talk about that
Severus: I'm gonna put a tracking chip in you
Barty: Can I have chips afterwards?
Severus: Sure Barty
Barty: Yay!
Evan: This is funny when you remember he's a bit of a nerd
Severus: I know, that's why we're friends
Barty: Yeah!
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