Bellatrix: I'd marry Tom! I don't care about the other twoSeverus: Mood tho
Lily: Sev!
Severus: What?! Have you seen how Tom Riddle looks? He looks hot as hell let me simp over him like you simped over Bellatrix
Lily: I did not simp over her!
Severus: Liar
Lucius: Lol
Bellatrix: This just gets better and better
James: Atleast I'm not an option this time
Lucius: I know, it's a blessing.
Evan: Sadly Sirius is an option
Bellatrix: So we all kill Sirius?
Everyone but James and Sirius: Yes!!
Sirius: Remus!
Remus: I'm not explaining myself because you bloody well know why I said yes
Sirius: *pouts*
Lily: Remus who would kiss and marry?
Remus: I'd kiss Tom cause I don't know him and I'd marry you
Severus: Lils you have to answer
Lily: I'd marry myself and kiss Tom duh!
James: Everytime this game progresses I fear for my life
Sirius: I know right?
Remus: Good
Lucius: Like I said all you have to do is apologize, both you and Sirius
Sirius: No
Severus: Then suffer
James: Imma go into hiding
Remus: I have it
James & Sirius: Fuck!
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
فكاهةIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters