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Lily: Ooo now this is interesting, hmm
Severus: I'd marry Abraxas in a heart beat
Lucius: concerning and I shouldn't ask but uh why?
Severus: He's hot as fuck ok, like I'm surprised he's your dad Luc. It's clear you did not get your looks from him
Lucius: Ok fuck you
Severus: No thank you
Lily: Lmfao, I'd marry Sev's mom
Severus: Elaborate
Lily: She's not that bad, plus I've never met Lucius's father nor this Tom Riddle guy
Severus: Tom is hot too but like Abraxas is better
Lucius: Please stop talking about my father and answer the rest of the question
Severus: fine, fine....I'd kill Tom and Kiss my mother's cheek
Lucius: Not the answer I expected
Severus: but like alternatively I'd marry Tom too
Bellatrix: Uh no, Tom is mine!
Bellatrix: I'd marry and kiss him then kill the other two
Severus: Do not think about going after my mother
Bellatrix: Then stay away from Tom you freak!
Severus: He's all yours you psycho path
Bellatrix: Good, good
Lily: Anyways as for the remainder of my answers I'd kiss Abraxas and kill Tom cause that's the last option for him
Bellatrix: Like you can even kill him
Lily: Piss off
Lucius: I feel everyone should just say who'd they kiss or marry minus Tom
Severus: You are correct
Bellatrix: Yeah cause Tom is mine, forever mine
Lucius: We got it
Lily: Lucius you answer
Lucius: I'd marry Eileen and Kiss my father's hand
Severus: I don't want you near my mother either
Lucius: Believe me I don't want to be near her either
Lily: Ok anyways, someone else answer.....uhhhhh
Lily: Evan!
Evan: Don't want too
Lily: Please!
Evan: No
Bellatrix: Oh c'mon don't be a prat
Evan: This game is stupid
Bellatrix: Just answer the bloody question
Evan: no
Severus: I'll teach you legilimency
Evan: .....
Evan: Deal, I'd marry Eileen and kiss Abraxas...I don't wanna be apart of Malfoy's family
Lucius: Rude
Severus: Lol
Lily: James! Sirius! Remus! Peter! Come answer!!
James: Oh thank God we aren't an option!!
Sirius: It's a miracle!!
Severus: Yes, yes now answer
James: I'd marry Abraxas and I guess kiss Eileen
Severus: No
Sirius: I'd probably marry Eileen and Kiss Abraxas
Severus: bigger no
Lily: Sev they aren't actually gonna
Severus: I know but still the thought of it is just no, my mother deserves better
Lily: She does
Lily: Anyways Remus and Peter answer
Remus: I'd marry Eileen and kiss Abraxas
Severus: you're kinda ok
Peter: I'd marry Abraxas and kiss Eileen
Severus: Meh I don't care
Lily: hehe
Lucius: So Lily is the only completely worthy of marrying your mom
Severus: Yes
Lily: Yay! Also Evan is worthy too
Evan: Meh whatever
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
