Lily: Kill James!Everyone: Yeah!!
James: wait a minute!!!
James: Sirius what the hell!!
Sirius: hehe my bad, I got caught up in the excitement
Lily: Alright time to sacrifice James
Severus: I got everything ready
Lily: Perfect!
James: This is a game!!!!
Evan: So?
Shadow: we were gonna kill you anyways but this is more fun
Lucius: yeah
James: since you all fucking agree to kill me, raise your hand if you'd marry Remus and kiss Evan
Shadow, Sirius, Narcissa, Peter & Lily: *raise their hands*
James: and who would marry Evan and kiss Remus
Regulus, Severus, Lucius, & Remus: *raise their hands*
James: great
Lily: Evan didn't answer!
Evan: I'm not choosing
Lily: *whispers in Evan's ear*
Evan: I'd marry myself and kiss Remus
Shadow: What did you tell Evan?
Lily: *giggles* Don't worry about it
Severus: I'm concerned
Regulus: We all are
Lucius: I'm drunk I could care less
Remus: Lol
Peter: this is fun
James: it's not so fun when they want to literally kill you
Peter: well thank god we aren't you
Severus: lmfao
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters