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Lily: Alright I'm gonna need a hacksaw, acid, a shit ton of plastic, a hazmat suit, and a tub
James: Um.....why?
Lily: .....
Lily: For that stupid question, it's now gonna be to use on you
James: ....
Severus: We have magic, you realize that right Lils?
Lily: I know but this is more fun
Severus: Fair enough, Lu!
Lucius: Alright
Lily: Yay
James: Dear Lord I'm gonna die
Severus: Yup😊
Lily: Ok now let's answer this!
Lily: I'd kill Voldemort, Kiss Draco on the cheek, and I'm still thinking about whether to marry or kill Barty so meh
James: If I answer can I live?
Lucius: depends on your answers
James: I'd kill Voldemort & Barty, and kiss Draco on the cheek
Lily: Hmmmm
Lily: Still gonna kill yea, it wouldn't be fair to have Lucius spend his money buying all that stuff and then not use it
Severus: Yeah
James: I'm gonna go hide
Lily: Sev you answer
Severus: Kill barty, kiss Draco, and marry Voldemort
Lily: Excuse me!
Severus: I got a high chance of dying if I marry the batshit crazed snake
Lucius: I'm setting up another therapist appointment for you
Severus: rude
Severus: Answer the question
Lucius: kill Voldemort, marry barty, kiss Draco on the cheek
Lily: Where are the others?
Bellatrix: I'd marry Voldemort and kill the other two
Severus: of course you would crazy
Bellatrix: shut up you filth
Severus: No
Lucius: *drags Severus away*
Lily: Welp there goes Sev
Bellatrix: good
Lily: Shut up Bella
Bellatrix: Tsk Mudblood
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
