I was gonna update the other day but I got sidetracked
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Severus: James, I have something to tell you
James: Uhh this concerns me but um what??
Severus: This is gonna be hard but um
James: I'm scared....
Severus: Meet your new mother *gestures to Lily*
Lily: *waves excitedly* Hi!!
James: Oh thank god! I thought you were going to say you were going to be my new father!!!
Severus: Yeah I'd never kiss, date, fuck, or marry a potter
Lily: I on the other would do all that with a potter
James: Is that so~
Lily: Yes, so long as it's not you
James: ....
Severus: Haha
Evan: Lol James ain't never gonna get laid by Evans
James: Shut up!!!
Mulciber: Preach Rosier!!!
Lily: Yeah!! Preach the truth!!
Severus: Hehe you know you're screwed when Lily agrees with my friends
James: I hate it here...
Lily: Answer this and you can leave
James: Tsk fine...I guess I'd marry Cassiopeia, kiss my mom's cheek, and kill Slughorn
Severus: OH MY GOD!!!
Severus: GUYS!!!
Severus: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Lily: Sev are you alright??
Severus: SLUGHORN!!!!!
Lily: Yes Slughorn is an option
Evan: HOLY SHIT!!!!
Mulciber: HAHA YES!!!
James: Uhh
Lily: Relax boys
Severus: WE'LL BE BACK!!
Lily: Be carefilt
Severus: WE WILL!!
Mulciber: DON'T WAIT UP!!
Evan: WE'LL CALL!!
*Severus, Mulciber, and Evan kiss Lily's cheek before apparating away*
James: What just happened??
Lily: Nothing don't worry about it *smiles*
James: But-
Lucius: *places a hand over James's mouth* Enough question or you'll be next
James: *nods in fear*
Lily: Oooo!! Luc answer this!
Lucius: My answer is the same as Potter's
Lucius: Now I take it since you'd marry Lady Potter, you would kiss Cassiopeia and kill Slughorn
Lily: You are absolutely correct
Lily: James where's Sirius?
James: Somewhere around
Sirius: I am here inorder to keep James company
Lily: Yes and now you are here to answer this
Sirius: I'd marry and kiss Euphemia and kill Cassiopeia and Slughorn
Lucius: I love that everyone agrees to kill Slughorn
Lily: It's nice to see everyone bond
James: It's weird
Lily: You're weird
Remus: He's also dumb
Lily: Yes thank you Rem
Lucius: Lupin's here, he can answer
Lily: Ooo yes!!
Remus: I'd marry Euphemia, kiss Cassiopeia, and um I guess kill Slughorn
Lucius: Poor Slughorn
Lily: Eh he'll be fine
Lucius: *tries not to laugh* Right
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
